Self Insertion

This is a self insertion fic. It's pretty much me and my friend get into a Sliders type mix up. Cept we go to worlds like Animes and Cartoons and Movies and other stuff. Both of us are writing it as well so the Genre will fluctuate. Be warned, be afraid, be readin' my story please. And enjoy.

Disclaimer: I don't own nothin! Cept me!

* *: Thoughts

[ ]: Chinese

Capital letters: Shouting or loud noises

_ _: Stressed words

~ ~: Computer messages

{ }: Josh's own thoughts

( ): Evan's own thoughts and location

Chapter 2

School

The hospital was boring. That was the only word that Josh could think of for this place. He hated going to the hospital. He usually just went there for stitches, he'd never broken his arm before, and it was the most boring experience of his entire life. The fact that he had to spend this time as a girl because of his curse just made it even worse.

When doctor Tofu had come over Ranma had told him about the curse, Shampoo and Ukyo were there and over heard so they knew about the curse now too. They had apologized and brought Josh lunch at the hospital. Everyone knew that hospital food was likely to make you stay there longer. It was a real big piss off when Evan had slept through the whole thing and when he learned what happened he just fell asleep again. Josh wanted to kick him in the head but The others had stopped her and she had to go to the hospital to get a cast.

The trip to the hospital was uneventful and the fixing of the broken limb was just slept through. Ranma visited him after school to see how he was doing. Josh knew Ranma like a book and she knew that he blamed himself for her pain. During Josh's stay there in the dull, boring, simple hospital room Ryoga passed by looking for the Tendo dojo. It was weird cause the eternally lost boy seemed totally oblivious as to his whereabouts, as he daydreamed about Akane.

Josh had to shake her head to get the spinning to go away. Being inside the Ranma 1/2 world was a real trip. He felt like he was on drugs or something. Actually conversing, getting beaten up by, and befriending the cast was like a dream come true. Although breaking her arm hurt like a bitch. She had a high pain tolerance and was able to bite down and take it. *I wonder what Evan's doing right now?* Josh thought as she put down the Japanese Manga that she was reading. She shivered as she pictured her friend finding the money she'd hidden and spending it all on Saki.

Josh got up out of her bed and walked over to the window. It was a really nice day in Nerima the sun was shining, birds singing, perverted marital arts masters roof hopping. The Jusenkyo cursed Canadian did a double take as she watched the one and only Happosai hop across the roofs with a large sack of panties and bras strapped to his back. She could also see the mob of women chasing after below on the streets. Each of the women had some sort of blunt object that they were determined to use on the old pervert.

Josh sighed. She knew she'd have some sort of encounter with the old freak sooner or later. It might as well be now. After all he was headed right for the hospital where she was staying at. Josh opened up the window and leaned outside. She was glad that she'd be out of the hospital the next day. She was hoping that she could enroll at Furinkan and further her education. She knew that Evan wouldn't though.

"HEY HAPPOSAI!!!" Josh yelled out the window to the old pervert who was actually a really far way away. Josh knew that he'd hear though. The old man's hearing was that of a martial arts master. "COME HERE!!"

Happosai was having the time of his life. "What a haul! What a haul!" He cheerfully cried as he easily leapt across the rooftops of Nerima. Heading towards the Nerima hospital. There was sure to be lots of lovely nurses there. The sack that was strapped to his back was over loaded with panties, bras, and all other female undergarments. The mob of angry women that followed close behind the ancient master didn't bother him at all. After all they can't catch him.

The shriveled up pervert's ears perked up as he heard his name being called in the direction of a third floor window of the Nerima hospital. He accelerated his speed after realizing that it was a pretty young lady who was waving to him and asking him to come there. Happosai wasn't one to disappoint a lady and hurried to meet her. {Of course he had already disappointed _lots_ of ladies}

Happosai soon came to the window where the teenaged, blonde haired, gaijin girl stood waiting. "And what can I do for a pretty little lady like you?" Happosai asked the young girl as he landed on the window sil. Josh extended her hand out towards the martial arts master in greetings.

"Hello Happosai." The short haired gaijin girl said. Happosai took hold of the girls hand and they shook. He was reluctant to fondle this girl since she was injured and was showing him the proper respect.

The old pervert gave the girl a genuine smile. "It's nice to see someone giving their elders the proper respect. Unlike my ungrateful pupil Ranma." The old man said. His smile turned into a frown as he thought of all the times that Ranma had interrupted his fun.

"Actually." Josh began. "Ranma's gonna be teaching me martial arts as soon as I get better. I just wanted to meet the famous Happosai that I've heard so much about." Happosai was surprised at this revelation. Then he frowned again.

"I don't think Ranma is good enough to be a teacher yet." The old geezer said. A tear then came to his eye. "I'm just so glad to... did you say famous?" The old pervert asked, his tears drying up instantly. Josh nodded.

"Yeah. Everyone's heard of you. I come from Canada and even down there they've heard of you in one form or another. Either as the most despicable pervert of all time, or as one of the greatest martial artists of all time." Happosai's eyes were watering.

"R-Really?" He asked. Josh nodded again and gave the ancient old man a smile.

"I don't really mind the pervert thing at all though." Josh said.

Happosai was shocked he almost had a heart attack at hearing those words. He would never had believed it if he didn't hear it himself. It was so amazing to hear and was made even more amazing by the fact that it was coming from a pretty girl. Josh continued to suck up and gain the old perverts trust. This was going to be fun.

"I mean, your old and probably spent the majority of your life learning the martial arts and you were probably female deprived for most of the time so your using the last of your days to get some. Am I right?" Happosai's eyes were fountains of tears as Josh's words struck a cord in the old mans soul.

"Oh to think after all these years there's someone who finally understands me!" Happosai said through his tears. "You'll make the best pupil ever!" With that Happosai opened his arms to the girl for his first ever non-fondling hug with a pretty young female. Josh reluctantly opened her arms to the old man. After all if she was to survive this world she'd need the trust of all the people she could manage.

Josh was surprised that the old man wasn't trying to do anything perverted. Looks like she had hit the mark right on. Just then there came a rumbling noise from outside. It was getting closer and louder and almost sounded like a herd of buffalo. The door to the hospital room flew off it's hinges and across the room. The mob of angry females rushed into the room where they saw Happosai hugging Josh. They, of course, took this the wrong way.

"HE'S AT IT AGAIN!!!"

"PERVERT!!!"

"DIE FREAK!!"

"GET HIM!!!!!"

The battle cries of the Infuriated Women of Nerima{IWN} trailed on into the night, as they rushed into the hospital room, where Josh was staying at, and proceeded to beat the ancient pervert to near death. Josh made sure to get out of the way of the enraged mob. And watched as Happosai got the beating of his life.

"Well. At least I can't be blamed for this. He led them right to himself." Josh mused to herself as she watched in horrified fascination. It was so much different to watch the Happosai beatings in real life. "Guess I'll have to patch him up when their done."

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Evan woke up and had one thought on his mind, SAKI! *Dag nabbit I need a stiff drink, all they have is saki, of course I don't mind that at all* he mused as he pulled out a money finder from one of those anime secret pocket universes. He ran around the room and checked the finder. *Hmmm, nothing in here... Wait! What's that!* He sniffs the air. *Money... under, rock... outside... KOI POND!!!* "Tetsuoooooooooo!!!!!" He cried as he literally flew out the door and over shot the rock and landed in the pond. *Hey, I'm drowning.* He thought as he realized he was upside down in the pond. *No I'm not! Or am I?!? What in Sam hell is going on here!?*

He sat up in the pond and pondered this for a quick second. *Oh well.* He began to pillage around under the rock. *Booyah!* He thought as he found the large wad of yen bills some five seconds later. He then proceeded to jump up and down screaming like a school girl.

Jumping out of the pond he ran to the front door and proceeded to look for the nearest bar. He nearly ran over a surprised Kasumi on his way out. Kasumi just looked after him and blink blinked. "What an odd man." She said to herself and then entered the dojo to begin preparing dinner.

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(The Next Day)

Josh walked through the doors of the Tendo dojo feeling that since he was probably going to be living here he could just walk through whenever she felt like it. She still had the cast on her arm but the swelling had gone down and it didn't hurt anymore.

"HELLOOOOO!!!?" She called out into the surprisingly silent house. She silently cursed herself {pun not intended} for leaving Evan alone in an anime world, he was probably causing a whole lot of trouble by now. (I'm so wasted!!)

Josh walked into the kitchen to meet Kasumi who was, of course fixing supper for everyone else. Josh wasn't surprised since it was just about supper time anyway.

"Hi Kasumi." Josh said as she gave a small wave to the eldest Tendo daughter. Kasumi gave josh a smile of her own.

"Oh Hello. Are you one of Akane's friends? Would you like to stay for dinner?"

Josh nodded. "I'd like that very much thank you. Actually I'm one of Ranma's friends. Do you know where he is?" Josh asked.

Kasumi took one of the pots off of the stove while nodding. "Ranma has gone out on a date with Nabiki."

Josh looked confused "Isn't Ranma engaged to Akane??"

Kasumi looked back to her dinner preparations and said "Oh didn't you know? Akane and Ranma had a fight and broke up. Now he's engaged to Nabiki."

Josh got an evil smile on his face as he thought about it. *This is _PERFECT_! This is volume 17 in the Ranma 1/2 Manga! Right where I left off!* Looking up to Kasumi she spoke. "Thanks Sumi-chan! I'll just wait here for him. Do you mind?" She asked.

Kasumi shook her head with a smile. "Oh no! I don't mind at all. Please make yourself at home." Josh nodded and was about to kick back on the couch and read some of Nabiki's Manga's but he turned back to the long brown haired girl remembering something important.

"About making myself at home. I don't really have a place to stay and I was wondering if I could crash here at the dojo. I was waiting for you to get home so that I could ask you since your the Lady of the house."

"Oh are you homeless?" Kasumi asked in genuine concern. Josh was about to say no but she thought about it and nodded.

"Actually yes. I am. And Ranma was going to teach me the martial arts so I thought that I could stay here." Kasumi thought about it.

"Well, we don't really have any rooms left, I might be able to put you up with me or Nabiki..." Josh chose to cut the girl off there.

"I thank you for your hospitality Kasumi. I was thinking that I could sleep in Ranma's room. It's got lots of space and I'm sure he wouldn't mind. After all I've got the same curse as him." Kasumi nodded in understanding. It was the sensible thing to do.

Kasumi nodded and Josh brightened up. "GREAT!" He gave her a quick hug and then held her back at arms length. "Say Sumi-chan? Have you seen a short black haired gaijin anywhere around here?" Kasumi thought about that for a second.

"Well I did see one boy digging around in the koi pond yesterday but he left very shortly...Is something wrong?" She asked as she saw josh's face visibly pale.

*OH NO! HE'S DONE IT _AGAIN_!!!!!* With that in mind Josh ran out to the Tendo's back yard to check where he had quickly stashed his money so Evan couldn't find it. Evan's pickpocketing skills have been getting much better and his only hope to save any money was to hide it. Josh lifted up one of the smaller rocks at the edge of the pond and sure enough the money was all gone!

"I'LL GET YOU FOR THIS EVAN!!" Josh screamed to the heavens before running out the front gate of the Tendo home looking for his, more than likely, drunk friend. He nearly trampled Kuno Tatewaki who was entering the yard to give Akane Tendo some flowers and spout poetry.

"What vision of loveliness is this that I, the great Black Lightning of Furinkan high, am bestowed upon the pleasure of beholding. Kuno shrugged it off and put it on the to do list. {Not that to _do_ list perverts} He proceeded on to his final destination.

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Evan awoke with a huge headache much like the many he has had during this trip to a new universe. He shook it off and looked down. *Damn skippity* he thought as he noticed he once again was pantless. *That's the 40'th pair of pants I've gone through during this crazy ass trip of Josh's!!* He thought as he attempted to plan revenge on Josh. He then checked how much money he had. *couple hundred yen left. Hmmm I need pants. What should I do... pants, saki, pants, saki... SAKI!* He ran down the street as fast as he could women on both sides of the street gawking in awe at the huge _spectacle_.

Josh was searching all the normal pass out points in Nerima. He heard a woman's scream. *WHA!... EVAN!* He made a bee line to the area of the screaming. *Ouch arm! I should slow down a wee bit.* She thought. Josh slowed down and then saw _Evan_ walking down the street muttering to himself. Josh walked up to him and grabbed him by the shirt collar.

"COME ON SHIT HEAD! WE GOTTA GET BACK TO THE DOJO! Dinners almost ready." Evan looked up hopefully at Josh.

"Will there be Saki?" Josh turned red and decided that yelling really loud while beating up Evan would calm her nerves. After all he was the main cause of all her problems and it's what any normal anime character would do.

"WILL YOU SHUT _UP_!! I ALWAYS HAVE TO DRAG YOU OUT OF THESE DAMN MESSES!

WHACK, POW, CRUNCH.

"AND HOW DO YOU MANAGE TO LOSE YOUR PANTS EVERY, SINGLE, TIME!! I SWEAR TO GHANDI!! YOU ARE THE BIGGEST IDIOT IN THE WORLD!!!

WHACK, WHACK, WHACK, WHACK, WHACK, WHACK, WHACK, WHACK, WHACK, WHACK, WHACK, WHACK, WHACK, WHACK, WHACK,(Oh josh stop whacking me) {Don't worry folks I punched him for that} STOMP, HOOF!!

Evan grabbed his genitals in excruciating pain as he keeled over and groaned. A girl approached Josh and put her hand on her shoulder. Josh gave her the look of _death_. "WHAT!!!!!?????!!!!!" The girl in question reeled back by the force of the verbal assault but continued on.

"Shouldn't you go a little bit easier on him?" She asked.

Josh looked infuriated. "YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHY I'M KICKING HIS ASS SO BACK THE _FUCK_ OFF!!!"

"Ooooohhhhhhh I've got testicular pains.... I need a drink.... please lady.... give me saki." Evan moaned

"You pervert!!!!" The girl screamed as she ran away.

"Uuuummmmm, right. I don't understand." Josh said tilting her head and looking really confused.

"Yeah, all I asked for was some saki.... wait. HAHAHAHAHA!!! It all makes sense to me now!" Evan said still curled in pain. "She thought I wanted sucky!! That's frigging hilarious!!" Evan burst out in laughter. "Ouch neck.... aaaccckkk...let, go." Evan gasped as he struggled to get out of his friends grasp. Josh grabbed him by the neck with her good arm and began dragging him back to the Tendo dojo.

They arrived shortly after at the Tendo dojo and most of the family was there including Ranma and Ryoga, though Ryoga was in P-Chan mode. Akane's eyes widened in shock and horror as she saw what the girl was dragging behind her.

"PPEEEEEEEERRRRVEEEEERRTTS!!!!!" The short haired Tendo girl screamed as she rushed towards Evan and josh with her super sized mallet drawn and held high for the death blow.

Josh let go of Evan, who dropped to the floor limply, and managed to jump out of the way of the mallet. She then ran and hid behind Ranma. Evan got hit by the mallet and was sent sailing though the roof and through the stratosphere. The Tomboy Tendo then turned towards Josh with a murderous gaze in her eyes.

Josh sighed through the sweat. At least she wouldn't have to deal with Evan for a while. Maybe it was best that he was gone for now. Ranma was sweating a little himself. "SAVE ME RANMA!!" Josh yelled to the pig tailed martial artist. Hell she didn't know martial arts and she had just gotten out of the hospital.

(Meanwhile in Evan's head)(don't worry It's a quick trip)

"Wow! This is one empty place! I must be dead... Wait the light! GEEEAAAAHHHH!"

(Back at the Tendo dojo)

Akane had calmed down a bit but still glared at Josh who was having trouble eating the delicious meal Kasumi had cooked, due to fear of course. She was sitting on the other side of Ranma, using the Jusenkyo cursed martial artist as a protection wall.

Nabiki, who had caught sight of Evan's huge _shplong_ was busy formulating a plan on how she could use it to make money. As usual. Kasumi seemed not to notice. Josh wiped her mouth on her sleeve and decided to explain herself.

"Akane. I'm not one of Ranma's fiances." She said to the violent maniac on the other side of the wall.

Ranma nodded frantically. "Yeah she's right we only met today!" Akane, however, wasn't going to take any of it. She was about to respond with denial, and accusations, and mallets when she was cut off by another person entering the house.

"What a haul! What a haul!" Cried Happosai as he bounded through the open shogi. He was about to jump over to the table and gobble up a quick meal when he noticed Josh sitting beside Ranma. "Oh hello there. It's good to see your getting better." He said and then resumed shoving food down his throat. Everyone at the table stared at Josh in confusion and shock at her next words.

"Thank you master Happosai." Josh said before giving a deep bow to the puny old man.

"_Now_ I'm confused." Nabiki said as she watched the amazing spectacle of a girl giving Happosai respect, and the even more amazing sight of Happosai giving the pretty girl respect.

"What the _HELL_ is going on here!?!" Ranma said as he stood up and looked back and forth between the behaving Happosai and the calm and polite Onna-Josh.

Josh grabbed Ranma's shoulder and pulled him down into a seating position. "Ranma all you gotta do to get Happosai to be nice is respect him. He is an old man and he at least deserves that much." Ranma looked at the short haired blonde girl with shock.

"But how can you _SAY_ that!?!" He's the biggest pervert in _EXISTENCE_!" cold water splashed Ranma and Happosai latched onto her chest.

"I don't know Ranma. Your a guy right? So, Why should you complain." Ranma almost lost it. If he had been thrown into a pit of female deprived perverts instead of cats he'd probably have some sort of Happo-phobia. He wasn't to far off from catching the horrible condition anyway. Ranma punted Happosai into the air and away from the dojo, all the way to another district.

"GET OFFA MEEE!!!" He shouted. He stood in the doorway watching the pervert sailing through the air as he breathed heavily. "I'm so sick of this _crap_!" Ranma said as he sat back down at the table.

Nabiki gave Josh a predatory look. Josh glared back at her unaffected at all by the ice queen. "Why don't you tell us exactly what this is all about and _who_ you are goldilocks." Josh glared at Nabiki. He didn't like that nickname.

*How come every nickname that someone gives me is always so girly?* Josh thought before answering. "Well Nabiki. I'm not going to lie or hold anything back. Although it's pretty complicated and weird."

Akane rolled her eyes. "What else is new?" She asked sarcastically.

Josh ignored Akane's rude interruption and continued. "I come from another world!" She said dramatically. Everyone looked at her normally as if she had said nothing. Josh sweated and continued again. "Anyway on this world, Ranma doesn't exist at all and Me and my friend Evan..."

"The strange boy with no pants?" Asked Kasumi.

Josh nodded. "Yeah that's him. Anyway! Me and him were kind of surfing the net and I came across a site that had all these magical spells, I thought it was some kind of joke but it turned out to be real and it sent us here to this world."

When you say, _World_, you mean, like, another dimension or something right?" Asked Nabiki.

Josh pointed to Nabiki and smiled. "You win the convertible Toots!" Josh said playfully.

Nabiki glared at the upstart gaijin. *TOOTS!?!* She thought. *Who does she think she's talking to!?!*

Josh continued. "Yeah so the first thing that happens is we dumped off in Jusenkyo. I got cursed but Evan didn't and we came to Nerima cause we knew that we'd eventually have to come to get Cologne to held us. I came to the Tendo dojo and was gonna ask Kasumi if I could stay here. She wasn't here and I asked Ranma if he could train me in the martial arts. Shampoo broke my arm, thinking that I was another fiancee, and I've been in the hospital for the last two days." Josh let the information she had given everyone sink in and looked around the table to see everyone's reactions.

Nabiki was planning to turn this into a money making scheme, Akane was angry cause she didn't want that hussy to stay here, Kasumi was smiling, Ranma was okay but knew that it would lead to trouble, Genma and Soun had left to play Go, P-Chan had gotten lost, and Happosai was in Tomobiki getting chased by angry girls.

Nabiki said, "So, I take it you'll be staying here?" Josh nodded. "And how do you plan on earning your stay? We've already got three freeloaders and can't afford much more."

Josh knew this was coming and she shrugged. "Well, I'm pretty good looking as a girl, so I was thinking I could pose in scandalous female clothing and you could take pictures and sell them to the boys at Furinkan. They are all a bunch of perverts and I'll be enrolling there so it's only fair." Nabiki was nervous. This girl was very bold and had guts.

"On one condition." Josh continued. Nabiki, not wanting to pass up a golden opportunity nodded. "You have to give me a copy of each picture you take of me." Nabiki face faulted. She had not been expecting that at all.

Everyone else at the table was shocked. This girl was either nuts or didn't know about Kuno.

(LATER)

Josh walked into Ranma's room carrying a rolled up futon and a pillow under her arm. She rolled out the futon beside Ranma's and set the pillow just above then lay down on the futon wearing just her boxer shorts and a white muscle shirt. She was very tired, Nabiki had done nothing but ask questions about her, and she had to evade tons of Akane attacks. She also felt guilty cause Ranma kept on taking the brunt of all the insane girls blows.

Josh wondered how her readers would cope with her gone. She would probably be here a long time and wouldn't have much time for writing fan fiction. Josh rolled over and pulled the futon cover up close. *Sleep first, think later!* She thought to herself just before falling asleep.

Ranma entered his room much later with his father in tow, he'd gotten in a fight with Ryoga again and Mousse had shown up as well so he was dead tired. The fact that the two idiots had actually worked together made it that much harder to defeat them. He didn't notice the girl sleeping in the futon next to his and just fell into his own. The pigtailed martial artist fell asleep as soon as he hit the floor.

(The next morning)

Ranma slept in. He needed it after his fight the other night with Ryoga and Mousse his body craved rest and healing. Akane, who had woken up on time noticed that Ranma wasn't at the breakfast table yet.

"Akane?" Kasumi asked in her pleasant singsong voice.

"Yes oneechan?" Akane replied.

"Could you go wake Ranma up? It's almost time you should head out for school and he's going to be late." She said as she poured another cup of tea for her father who nodded his thanks and continued his game of Go with Genma.

Akane nodded cheerfully and jogged up the stairs. On the way she wondered where that blonde haired gaijin girl went after supper. She hadn't seen her at all afterwards. She arrived at the top of the stairs and walked over to Ranma's room. She slid open the door to his room and saw him sprawled over the same blonde gaijin girl she had just been thinking about. Her anger peaked and steam began to burst from her nostrils.

Akane pulled her mallet from hammer space and gazed at Ranma menacingly. "Raaaaaannnmaaaaaaaaa!" She said in a low menacing voice as she raised her mallet above her head getting ready to smash Ranma through the roof.

Ranma awoke to the blazing red battle aura that Akane was emitting from her body. He looked down at the person that he was lying on and panicked. "A-A-Akane! I-it's not what it looks like, she's a g..."

"RANMA NO BAKAAAAAA!!!" Akane screamed as she slammed him as hard as she could through the roof. She hit him unknowingly in the direction of the school. At least he wouldn't be late.

Josh woke up to Akane's screams and looked around her. Akane was storming out of the room Ranma and Genma's Futons were empty and there was a Ranma shaped hole in the roof. Josh had watched the Ranma series enough to know what had happened. And guessed correctly that Akane had come to woke Ranma up for school and hit him without thinking.

Josh shrugged and got up to get changed. She went to the corner where she had set her clothes. But they weren't there. "HUH!?" She said as she looked around the room for where she might have put them. But they were nowhere in the room at all.

Josh ran down the stairs deciding to ask Kasumi. She was outside in the back yard hanging up the laundry to dry on the clothes line.

"Hey, Kasumi? Have you seen my clothes around? I left them in the corner of Ranma's room but they weren't there this morning." Kasumi just smiled and continued putting up the laundry.

"Oh I put those dirty things in the wash. You can wear some of Akane or Nabiki's clothes for the day if you like." Josh sweated as she thought of the events that would come if he asked either girls if she could wear their clothes. Akane'd probably beat her to death and Nabiki would make her pay ridiculous amounts of money.

"Actually I think I'll just wear one of Ranma's Chinese thingies." Josh said before turning around and running back up to her, Mr. Saotome, and Ranma's room. She found a blue Chinese style muscle shirt and a pair of black drawstring pants in one of the top drawers in the dresser. Josh didn't hesitate and pulled on the silk shirt and pants.

Josh then exited the house heading for Furinkan. She didn't know exactly where it was but she knew generally were it was located. *These things are pretty darn comfortable.* Josh thought as she walked along the sidewalk right beside the fence that Ranma always walked upon on the way to school. *I really gotta get me a set of these.*

Josh arrived at Furinkan soon. The school yard was empty except for all of the male teens that were lying there unconscious. Josh maneuvered around the mangled teenage bodies and towards the entrance of the school. The halls were relatively silent since all of the students were in class at the moment. A girl walked by Josh on her way back to class from a short washroom break when Josh extended an arm and stopped her.

"Excuse me? Do you know where I would have to go to register here? I'm looking to enroll at Furinkan and I'm not sure where to go exactly." The girl looked Josh up and down. She was fairly tall for a girl and very curvaceous, with large breasts. She was kind of like Ranma's girl half only taller. And with Blonde hair that was short but not too short. Josh's hair came down near to her ears. The Blue Chinese clothing accentuated her bright blue eyes, and she was down right gorgeous.

*Wow she's _cute_* The brown haired girl thought as she gazed at Josh intently. "I Know where it is. Would you like me to lead you there?" she asked.

Josh nodded. " Sure! I'm Josh." She said as she extended a hand in greeting to the other girl, "What's your name?" The girl in question blushed a little but Josh didn't really notice it, the girl was really cute. She wore the normal Furinkan girls uniform, she had a nice figure and her smile made her look really nice. She had long brown hair tied back in a ponytail and a few strands fell down in front of her face. She took Joshes hand and began leading her towards the main office.

"My names Tamiko." Josh just smiled and followed along.

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(ELSEWHERE)

A man walks along the street with no pants on. He is bruised in many places and has many scratches that are bleeding. *I'll find you Josh! And I will have my revenge! And BUY SAKI!!!* The man then proceeded to pass out in an alley.

(BACK AT FURINKAN)

Josh looks at the note that the principal had given her. It was her luck that principle Kuno was currently on vacation in Hawaii at the moment. She _really_ didn't want to meet the fool. The Kuno family was the one family she had to be sure to stay away from. She soon arrived at her class room. She opened up the door and walked in. Immediately all eyes were on her. She felt a little embarrassed by all the attention. She wasn't used to being the new kid.

Josh walked to the front of the class and gave the old teacher a note which she pulled from her pants pocket. The teacher took the note flipped it around a couple times then cleared his throat and addressed the class, which was currently buzzing with gossip about the new girl. Most of it was about whether or not she was another of Ranma's fiancees.

"AHEM! Class. We have a new student today. Her name is Josh. Please make her feel welcome she's come all the way from Canada. Er, Why don't you tell the class a little bit about yourself Miss?" The old teacher said.

Josh looked towards the many students in the class and noticed that Ukyo, Ranma, and Akane were also in this class. She then began with the self info.

"Well, I'm from Canada. I came down here, mostly to learn martial arts..." The Classroom began to buzz once more on the fiancé issue. Josh smiled and continued. "I'm staying at the Tendo dojo, I'm a _Very_ special friend of Ranma's, and no one can cook Fajitas like me." Most all of the kids in class turned towards Ranma who was currently leaning back in his chair.

The pigtailed martial artist awoke from his slumber and looked around the class. "WHAT!?!" He asked as he noticed all of the angry glares from the males and the disgusted ones of the girls.

Josh walked down the aisle to an empty seat next to Ranma. The classroom then erupted into Gossip. Josh smiled and listened to the lesson that the teacher was blabbing about. She wanted to get it over with as soon as possible. Especially since she had art class next.

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{Well thats the end of chapter two. I cut it a little short but the next couple chapters will be bigger and will tie into the Manga as well. And things to come are gonna be real nice. Another character from the Manga will show up, I'll begin my training, _AND_ We'll finally learn the mystery as to why Evan keeps losing his pants whenever he gets drunk. THRILLS, CHILLS, PANTS! (Scratch that last one) anyway, I'm working on Dragon's Bond and Saotome Blade mostly but I'm having a little writers block and I keep on reading Ranma Manga wasting SO MUCH TIME!! I also go to the movies every chance I get. I scrounge for money cause I don't have a job yet. Me and Evan keep on making Oogaly Poogaly movies too...wait a minute my readers don't even know who Oogaly Poogaly is. Oh well that's not to important. If you want you can email me and ask. NOW!!! If I ask nicely, will you(the readers) send me ideas on my stories to help me get past this writers block. I'm also doing more on Astral Minds. I just decided that I wanted to. Well that's all from me. You can write to me at: anime_morden@crystal-tokyo.com

Ja ne

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