Self Insertion

This is a self insertion fic. It's pretty much me and my friend get into a Sliders type mix up. Cept we go to worlds like Animes and Cartoons and Movies and other stuff. Both of us are writing it as well so the Genre will fluctuate. Be warned, be afraid, be readin' my story please. And enjoy.

Disclaimer: I don't own nothin! Cept me!

* *: Thoughts

[ ]: Chinese

Capital letters: Shouting or loud noises

_ _: Stressed words

~ ~: Computer messages

{ }: Josh's own thoughts

( ): Evan's own thoughts and location

Chapter 3

Panties

Lunch time was always good. Josh loved hearing that bell that dismissed them all from class to eat and relax. However today wasn't as good as she had hoped because of two main reasons. She didn't bring a lunch and she didn't have any money to buy one. Currently she was sitting under the shade of a tree beside Ranma. She had planned on asking him for some of his bento but the pigtailed martial artist had wolfed it down so fast that she didn't get a chance.

Now all she could do was sit under the tree beside her new friend, hold her stomach and groan. It was growling pretty loud. "Is this the end of our hero?" She muttered quietly to herself, "Is he doomed to die starving in a school yard?" She didn't notice a girl sit down next to her and set a half eaten bento in between them. "The hero sits, wasting away doomed to rot under neath the tree." The brown haired girl with the ponytail looked at Josh weird. "The tree which will stand for all eternity as his grave."

The girl had heard enough and she handed Josh the last of her bento. Josh looked down at the box of food in his lap as if it were a gift from god. Without a word the short blonde haired girl grabbed the box and began to eat at a fast pace, though not as fast as Ranma mind you. Once she was finished she leaned back against the tree and sighed. The food was surprisingly filling, not to mention delicious. Josh looked over to the girl and noticed that it was the girl who had helped him earlier in finding the principles office.

"Thanks!" Josh said "Uh... Tamiko, right?" she asked, the girl nodded.

"Tamiko Kitasaka. did you like it?"

Josh's eyes went wide as she stared at the girl intently. "_Like_ it!? I _loved_ it! That was one of the best lunches I've had in my entire life." Tamiko blushed.

"Please, stop. Your embarrassing me." Josh smiled it would be fun to tease her with praise, but she was serious. That lunch was great. He was betting that even Kasumi would have been hard pressed to top it.

"So... did you make this?" Josh inquired as he gestured towards the now empty box. Tamiko nodded.

"Yes. I like to cook. Most of my friends say that, that's all I ever do anymore. That and video games." Josh nodded in understanding.

"So your a video game junky, huh?" Josh said. Tamiko frowned.

"Well if that's all you think of me I guess I'll leave. I thought we could be friends." Josh, not wanting to screw up a friendship in a total of one day grabbed the girls shoulder before she could leave.

"No, no, no! I didn't mean it like that Tamiko! I'm kind of a video game junky myself." Tamiko turned to face Josh.

"Really?" She asked hoping that for once she'd have something in common with _somebody_. Josh nodded sincerely.

"Yes really." Tamiko sat back down again with a smile. "I love video games. I just don't ever get much of a chance to play any. I've always been sheltered from technology from my parents. Specially my Mom she hastes anything with a screen on it." Tamiko looked sympathetic.

"Oh, I see." The brown haired girl then dug around in her book bag which was beside her and rooted out a little hand held gaming system and handed it to the short Blonde haired girl beside her. "Here. Would you like to try my game boy out? I just bought it a couple days ago." Josh took the game boy and boggled.

"Hey! This is a game boy advanced! I never thought I'd see one of these here." Tamiko smiled to see that the girl knew a little something about video games.

"I've got a game in there about skateboarding it was the only one at the store at the time." Josh boggled again as she noticed the game in the cartridge.

"DUDE! Tony Hawk pro skater! SWEET!" exclaimed Josh. Tamiko sighed. Finally there was someone who was as passionate about video games as she was. Just as Josh turned the game boy on the bell rang signaling the end of the lunch break. Josh groaned.

The blonde haired girl handed the game boy back but Tamiko handed it right back. "Here. You can borrow it. Just give it back to me after school. I'll meet you back here kay?" Josh nodded and the two headed into the school, later breaking off to go to their respective classes.

The rest of the school day Josh had not payed attention in class at all, as he was playing video games the entire time. Evan came by after school nearly as soon as the bell rang. The schoolyard was silent the females stared in shock the men looked in jealousy and unbelievability. Josh walked out of the school and into the front court yard. She was laughing and talking to Tamiko as they left they stopped when a pantless Evan staggered up to them and fell on Josh, who was disgusted by his idiotic behavior and lack of pants.

"I wan Ssakiieeee I'mmm nogoin I'ma stay right here." Said a very drunk Evan.

"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Screamed Tamiko as she hid behind Josh. "PERVERT!" Josh groaned and proceeded with the regular beating he was now used to giving Evan.

Tamiko took a mallet out of hammerspace and smashed Evan into the stratosphere as soon as the aquatransexual boy was done. "Nice distance." Josh commented as she watched Evan fly through the air. "Does every girl at Furinkan know how to pull mallets out of nowhere?"

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Later at the Tendo dojo. Josh flopped down on the couch that Nabiki usually occupied and stretched out as she reached for a Manga on the coffee table. She then flicked on the T.V. and ignored it while she read the book. Josh was in the middle of humming the back to school song by Adam Sandler when the T.V. was abruptly shut off.

"HEY! I wasn't watching that!" he said irritated. Nabiki glared at her and then pointed to the worn out Japanese comic in the blonde haired girls hands.

"Why are you touching my stuff?" She asked Josh in a low menacing tone. Josh snorted and went back to reading. Nabiki frowned and then snatched the book from her hands.

"HEY! I wasn't really reading that!"

"Then what's the point?" Josh just shrugged and then put on Nabiki's C.D. player's headphones, she didn't however turn it on and they were torn from the blonde girls head.

"HEY! I wasn't listening to that!" Nabiki was about to say something more when Ranma ominously burst through the shogi. Josh looked up at the martial artist and was very confused. "Is there something wrong? Ranma Saotome of the Clan Saotome?"

"Time to start your training my pupil." Said Ranma. Josh looked at Ranma confusedly. Ranma was acting awful strange. Josh shrugged and followed Ranma to the backyard beside the koi pond.

"So what are we going to learn first Ranma?" Asked Josh.

"When we are in training you will call me sensei!" snapped Ranma. Josh backed down immediately and nodded.

"Uhhh yes sensei." Something was wrong. Ranma was supposed to be a nice guy. Why the sudden change of attitude? Ranma's never snapped at anyone in the manga. This was starting to scare Josh. She was used to having everything under control. She was supposed to know everything about the characters and all events that happened. All of a sudden Ranma pushed her.

Josh fell on her butt and looked up at Ranma angrily. "HEY! Why'd you push me!? What's that got to do with martial arts?" Josh stood up and glared at Ranma. She was just pushed to the ground again.

"You must learn how to fall first before you can truly begin. You must gain a certain amount of resistance to begin. If you were about six years old I would go slower and easier but you are already a teenager and if you want to be a competent martial artist then you must do nothing but work. I will be teaching you every morning from four till seven then after school at three till six. You will only get breaks to eat and sleep and go to school. Is that clear!?"

Josh was sweating profusely. Her arm wasn't completely healed and she was hoping to get through some easy stuff before getting rough. "Yes sensei!" With that the training began.

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Nabiki watched as Joshes female cursed form got pushed to the ground over and over again, each time with more force than the last. She continued to watch the two Jusenkyo cursed people train and after a while it seemed that Ranma was just beating on Josh unmercifully. She almost felt sorry for him and she would have if it wasn't for the fact that she thought he was a loser.

Kasumi, the oldest of the Tendo daughters, walked up beside her middle sister and watched Ranma beat up Josh with a sympathetic look on her face. "Shouldn't Ranma be going easier on him? He does still have a broken arm."

Nabiki shrugged. "It's his own fault, probably."

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"WHAT A HAUL! WHAT A HAUL!" Happosai cried as he bounded into the house to get a nice meal from Kasumi. He stopped as he saw the sprawled out beaten form of the nice respectful girl he'd met at the hospital. She was currently trying to drag herself to the dinner table. Happosai dropped his load to the ground and hopped over to Josh.

"What's the matter girl? How come your all beaten up? I thought Ranma was teaching you?" Josh rolled over on her back and glared at Happosai.

"Actually, this is the result of my first lesson!" Josh said with a little more than a little annoyance. Happosai nodded and then pulled out his pipe from his gi and started smoking.

"Well My girl, you better heal up quick if you want to live through my training session tonight." With that Happosai pulled out a few small pills and gave them to Josh.

"What!? What do you mean _your_ training session?" Happosai smiled proudly.

"Well since your so respectful of me, I've decided to have you as my pupil. How bad do you want to learn martial arts girl?" Josh didn't need to think about the question at all. She merely answered automatically.

"More than anything!" Happosai nodded and then rushed Josh, hitting her in certain points of her body with his pipe. Happy then resumed his place, standing over Josh's broken form smoking his pipe.

"Eat those pills have dinner and then your lesson will begin." Josh looked confusedly at Happosai.

"WHAT DID YOU DO TO ME!" Josh screamed at the old pervert. Happosai just tsked and then began to walk towards the table.

"Josh my girl. You must trust your teachers if you are to learn anything." Josh didn't question the old man's motives he was old and one of the most talented martial artists there is. She knew that he was right. He always ended up being right. With that in mind Josh downed the pills. She felt like she would die from the taste alone but after a few seconds relief began to flow through her entire body. And she felt better than new.

The pills were some sort of super healing thing like the Senzu Beans off of Dragonball Z. Josh shrugged it off and walked over to the table for dinner.

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(Meanwhile)

Evan was wandering the city buzzing. He was considering some unimportant things such as *When will I wake up, cause man this is a long dream! I wish it ended soon, and why can't I fly??? I always fly in my dreams I think Ah well!*

Evan continued down the main street in search of pants, women stood with mouths hanging open, men rushed by to avoid this spectacle. Evan was oblivious to his startled surroundings and growing following of females. He turned once and decided there must be a sale at the Japanese version of the Bay.

*What are these people doing? I must be a god or something in this demented dream. Hey, If you can't beat em join em!* Evan turned to address the gathering.

"Um, Hi."

The flock of women became disturbingly quiet.

*Ok this is to weird maybe I should leave* He began to turn around when one of the many followers spoke up.

"Um, Hi, Yeah Are you purposely walking around without pants?" The woman inquired.

Evan glanced downwards, began to silently curse in English, then in German, and finally in the local language of Japanese.

"Piece of crap!! Not again!! This is one sick and twisted dream!! I have to wake up!! Must wake up!!!!" The flock of females became worried about the mental condition of the cursing man in front of them. Slowly the one by one backed away, leaving only two of their kind behind, the town slut and an interested psychiatrist. The psychiatrist began to approach the still swearing Evan.

"Excuse me sir" She began cautiously, "I think I may be able to help you."

Evan stopped his cursing streak and perked up. "You have pants and Saki!!" He said excited.

"Um no. However, I'm a psychiatrist, and I think you're delusional. You should come with me before you get arrested." She said as she started to lead Evan to her downtown apartment.

Ten minutes later Evan was a little more sober and wearing a pair of borrowed woman's jeans, which were about ten sizes to small.

"These pants hurt!!" Evan whined as he sat down on a nearby couch.

"I'm sorry. Those are all I've got." The psychiatrist said. "Oh yeah, and my name is Shosuro Nokatsu. What would your name be?" Shosuro asked kindly.

"Um, I'm Evan McNeely. Yeah so, why am I here again?" A confused Evan asked as he looked at Shosuro with un-blurred eyes for the first time.

Shosuro was a small beautiful woman who looked as though a good strong breeze would lift her off her feet and gently place her in a nearby tree with ease. That's not saying that she was of extremely small stature, just that she was skinny, not to skinny but perfect for her 5' 6" frame. Her slim face was slightly tanned and was un-blemished, she looked like she had come out of a movie, or at least that's what Evan thought as he gazed upon her totally tuning her and the rest of the world out.

"Are you listening to me Evan?!?" She said in a very frustrated tone of voice.

"Yup, I sure am Um, what were you saying You know, um, for review." Evan lied as he actually listened to what she was saying this time.

"Oh, well, if you want to review, I suppose that would be in order. Ok, so I think you are slightly delusional and may be a skitso." She said seriously.

"Well that's nice. Glad to have that information. Tell me that when I wake up. K'? Great. I'm going to pass out now." Evan did just that as the confused psychiatrist began to jot down some notes about this interesting new patient.

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(After supper at the Tendo house)

Josh was promptly thrown into the Koi pond for the umpteenth time. Josh decided to sit there and just think for a moment. For some reason after Happosai hit those pressure points on her body she had been able to pick up martial arts much easier. He had already mastered Karate somehow. *Those points must have made me more perceptive. If I train for about a month like this than I'll be as good as Ranma.* Thought Josh. She got out of the pond and got into a karate stance facing off against Ranma.

"Your a fast learner." Said Ranma as he got into a more advanced stance. "I'm surprised! Even I can't pick up moves that fast." Josh just shrugged.

"I'm learning from the best." With that she rushed forward towards the pigtailed boy with fists balled. A flurry of punches erupted from the shorter blonde haired girl. Ranma was still much better and blocked every one. Josh then ducked down into a leg sweep which Ranma hastily jumped over, Josh then fired a swift kick aimed at Ranma's chest. It connected, sending Him across the yard. Ranma got up off the ground and decided to take his student's training to the next level.

Ranma rushed forward and performed a complex weave of blocks and dodges, ending off with a judo throw. Ranma jumped back and got back into a stance as Josh picked herself off of the ground and glared at him.

"Did you see what I just did?" Ranma asked with a smirk on his face. The pressure points Happosai hit on the teenage girl kicked in at that time and she automatically learned the moves Ranma just did.

"Yeah! You did THIS!" Josh yelled as she rushed forward and did the same thing to Ranma that he just did to her not to long ago.

All of a sudden a voice echoed across the lawn. "Ah, the sublime monkey disipline. There is only one counter for that!! And I will show you!!" Screamed the actually sober Evan from the doorway of the open shogi. The dark haired boy performed some non-sensical supposedly martial arts maneuvers, which did no more than confuse the on-lookers. Evan then charged from the doorway at Josh and attempted to pull off a flying kick. "AAAHHHHHH! WATOSAN!! TUTSEUOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!" cried the supposedly sober man as he flew through the air. Evan landed about twenty feet from his desired target.

"Whoh whoh whoh. Let me try that again. Ok. Alrighty then." Evan said as he smirked and screamed out, "MOOOOONNNNN!! TIARAAAAAAA!!!! MAGIC!!!!" He performed what looked like a sad attempt to perform another aerial kick. Which landed ten feet from Josh. "Piece of monkey shit!!!!!!!!! Josh You suck, just get kicked O.K!" Evan then charged at the new martial artist which resulted in Evan sailing through the air for the third time today. He landed gracefully on a rock face first, bounced twice then landed in the Koi pond.

Josh big-sweated as she watched Evan make a total fool of himself. "Maybe we should end today's training now." She said to Ranma. Ranma nodded and they headed into the house. Josh was stopped however by Kasumi.

"Excuse me but maybe you should pull your friend out of the pond before he drowns." Josh looked over to the pond and sure enough Evan was lying face first in the pond and not moving.

"I think you should just leave the pervert there!" Offered Akane from her place at the table where she was trying to knit something.

*Tempting but no.* Thought Josh before he walked over to the pond and dragged Evan out.

"Hello! I'm the dutchess. Whickity... Whoopie... Me no fell so good."Josh sighed and dumped him off in the Dojo for the night. She then went up to the room she shared with Ranma to get some sleep herself, only not forced.

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(The next morning)

Evan woke up in a strange environment. He glanced around swiftly, "Wha!! Where in Sam hell am I??!!??" Evan grabbed his head and slammed it off the floor. "Wake up you stupid drunk fool!!!! Whoa, I sound like Josh... Ah well" He commenced smashing his face off the floor in a sad attempt to awake from his supposed dream world. He was forcefully stopped from beating himself to death when Akane entered the room and with out asking questions hauled probably the biggest hammer from hammerspace and smashed Evan through the nearest wall and out into the yard where Ranma was busy training Josh.

Josh and Ranma stopped fighting to see Evan fly through a wall into the yard. "Oh yeah! I forgot he was in there." Mused Josh as he saw Evan slip into unconsciousness. She shrugged and faced off against Ranma again.

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(On the way to school)

Evan sighed as he walked alongside Josh and Ranma towards Furinkan high school. "Joooooosh!" He whined, "Why do I have to go to school? They don't have saki there." Josh, who was wearing one of Ranma's blue Chinese shirts, sighed and punched Evan in the gut.

"Because you have to. Besides, you don't want to get overly stupid now do you? It's for your own good." Josh was currently in female form, mostly because she had to go to school that way because she had signed up that way. Her arm was fixed now and the cast off. Of course that only meant that Ranma's training got harder. Josh mentally moaned as she thought, *Yeah as if it could have _actually_ gotten harder!* Josh rubbed a bruised rib she had aquired during training the previous night. *He's a lot more violent in real life, he and Akane were made for each other.*

*I hate school. I could skip it because it's a dream right... But I'm not even sure this is a dream anymore, My psychiatrist said I'm skitso... I'm never skitso in my dreams. I don know. Ah well, might as well play along.* Evan thought as he walked grudgingly to the Concentration camp called school. "Yes... I like school a lot... Don't want to get dumb now do I... sure, I'm going to have fun today." Evan said as he thought about the others buying his stupid lies.

Josh didn't buy it for a second. He glanced at Evan darkly . *What the hell is he thinking? He's gonna do something stupid and it'll get us all in a ton of trouble. Hell! All that crap that happened down in China was all his fault too, he'll probably screw things up in Japan too.* Joshes expression changed and she looked thoughtful. *He never used to be this dumb. He only started acting like this after the spell. Hmmm...*

As the trio entered the gates of Furinkan, Kuno jumped out from behind a tree with a bouquet of flowers. "Aaah if it isn't the lovely golden haired goddess. Here." Kuno then throws the bouqet at Josh who side steps it and lets it fly out into the street.

"Oh you've _GOT_ to be kidding me!"

Kuno continued of course. "Tis a token of my love and undying devotion unto thee on this glorious morn. Akane Tendo too has already accepted my loving affection." Josh pointed to Kuno's face and looked questioning.

"I can tell, that's quite a bruise yah got there."

Kuno shrugged it off and flipped a lock of his hair out of his eyes, trying to look dramatic. "Yit but a love tap from my one true love."

"One true love?" Josh asked. "I thought you liked the pigtailed girl?"

Kuno fell to his knees and grabbed his head in agony. "TIS A VEXATION QUITE DIRE INDEED! I CANNOT BETRAY EITHER! I MUST HAVE ALL THREE!!!!"

Josh sweated as he looked on at the old-school home theater. Some of the students were applauding Kuno's performance. "You've got to be kidding me." Josh said before Kuno rushed towards her. Kuno glomped onto Josh and hugged her. Josh tried not to throw up and put on a cute face, *Executing plan KUNO DROP!!*

"WAI, WAI! Kuno-chan you really want to go out with me!?! I'm so happy!"

Kuno looked at the girl confused and backed off. *What's this?* he thought. Ranma looked on in awe and amazement.

*HE ACTULLY GOT KUNO TO BACK OFF WITHOUT BEATING HIM TO UNCONCIOUSNESS!!! AMAZING!"

Josh then leapt at the confused kendo champion and returned the crushing hug. "We should go to the movies! Then we'll eat ice cream! Then we can go to the movies again and..."

Kuno pushed Josh off of him and ran away. "GET THEE BACK DEVIL WOMAN!!" Josh put her hands on her hips and smirked.

"HA Just as I thought!"

Ranma walked up and looked at Josh in wonder. "How did you do that?" He asked. Josh looked at the pidtailed martial artist and smiled.

"It's simple. Kuno is a masochist! He gets his jollies by haveing people hit him. Which means he probably gets off even when your beating on him in guy form." Ranma paled visibly.

"OH GOD!!" Ranma's stomach turned and he held his mouth shut and ran towards the nearest bushes throwing up violently.

Josh strolled into the building just as the bell rang and smiled. *I, Am, GOOD!*

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(In Ranma and Akane's first class)

*This is one messed system, teachers leave, students stay, WHAT LEVEL OF HELL AM I ON!!!! Oh well at least I don't have to walk around and get hopelessly lost. People are staring, are my pants off??* Evan looks downwards, pants still on. *Nope, still there, am I a superstar or something... I know!! They must have seen my Evan-sennin-martial arts style back at the Koi pond... I thought my super powered Daredevil senses , um, sensed something...*

Evan rose from his seat and strutted to the front of the class. "I know you all think I'm the best martial artist in the world so admit it!!! I rule!!!" Evan then preceded back to his seat leaving in his wake a hell of a lot of confusion.

The teacher walked up to Evan and whacked him on the back of the head with a long ruler as hard as he could. It was a supply teacher and he was pretty strong so it hurt. "DON'T DISTURB MY CLASS EVER AGAIN YOU LITTLE PUKE SKIN MAGGOT!!!!!!" Evan cringed in fear from the person and rubbed the back of his head in pain. Dreams weren't supposed to hurt this much. Evan looked back to Josh and whispered "Keep him away from me. I'm scared Josh... Real scared." Evan shivered and turned around. He actually began his homework, this caused much disturbance in the class room. Whispers of "he's working!" and "holy crap! His pencil actually touched the paper!" and, "Did you see the size of his _thing_ yesterday?"

The teacher heard the whispers and turned around 180 degrees to face them. "LISTEN UP YOU LITTLE SHITS!!! I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOUR CRAP!!! AS OF NOW YOU WILL DO THREE TIMES THE HOMEWORK YOU WERE ORIGINALLY ASSIGNED!!! NOW EVERYONE OF YOU TURD FACED MAGGOTS DROP!!! AND GIVE ME...TWENTY!!!!!!" All of the students got out of their desks and dropped to the floor to do as the new teacher commanded.

Ranma had dozed off during the psychotic teachers lectures. The teacher noticed this and marched up to him and hauled him up to eye level by his hair. Ranma awoke and landed a quick punch to his teachers jaw. The teacher staggered backwards and released Ranma's hair. Ranma fell to the floor and rolled gracefully to his feet. The teacher was about to scream when a voice cut through the silence.

"I think He's got PMS." The voice said, it echoed through out the room, a few students in mid-pushup fell flat out on their faces. The teacher from hell turned and faced this voice, the mighty voice was Evan! And he was waist deep in the smelly stuff.

"YOU GRIMY PIECE OF CRAP!!!!! I WILL HAVE YOU DOING HOMEWORK TILL YOUR OLD AND GRAY!!! YOU SHALL DIE BEFORE FINISHING ALL THE HOMEWORK I"LL ASSIGN!!!" The substitute began but was rudly cut off by Evan's voice once again.

"Will not."

The teacher almost began glowing red with anger, he foamed at the mouth and puffs of smoke came out of his ears. Evan keeled over laughing at the red faced teacher. All of the students, save Ranma and Josh, were crouching beneath their desks and cowering in fear at the table. Josh was eating popcorn as he watched with a smile.

"You teachers are all talk, I'd love to see your 'endless homework' It sounds like a Dragonball Z attack to me" The teacher grew redder and redder, his muscles bulged from beneath his shirt and threatened to rip it to shreds. "Careful you don't blow an artery there POPEYE, you might just explode at this rate." The teacher could have powered at steam engine with the smoke pouring from his nose and ears but Evan continued on.

"I could go on and on, but I don't want to kill you. Know what I mean, huh, huh? Oooh, tough crowd." The teacher seemed to be losing control of his anger, but Evan seemed not to noticed. "What! Is it something I said?? Do I bother you??" Evan then began to speak with a very strong lisp "Youssh Myssh BumssBitchssh! Come on Josh you know the lines!" He said inviting Josh into the ring with the insane teacher.

"See you later Evan." Josh then waved bye bye and the Teacher let out an enraged scream as he rushed towards Evan, in utter rage. Foam dripped from the teachers mouth and steam trailed behind him from his ears and Nose. The students had already cleared the room knowing already what was going to happen.

*Uh oh.* Evan thought.

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End chapter three. {Well that's chapter three and I'm diverging from the normal time line a bit. But I will get back on track and stay withing the regular Ranma 1/2 universe. Tarou will be coming soon to kick my ass so I'm sure my readers will enjoy that. I don't gots much to say in the autors notes today, I gots to work on my other fics a lot. Well heres Evans thoughts.}

(Ice cream is good. That is my thoughts... what you asked for my thoughts!! Oh well on a serious note, I'm gonna be in pain next chapter so me haters will have a hay day!! Fun fun for everyone!! Yeah, so I'm actually going to go write some serious fics (BY GOD NO!!!!) Like Streets of Evil, (look for it on media miner and soon Fanfic.net)

{Evan's actually got some really great ideas for fics. He's doing a Street Fighter/Resident Evil fanfic, and soon he'll be starting a Ranma/X-force/Spawn/Fantastic Four crossover called Ranma's HellForge. Neat huh? I'm actually looking forward to it and am going to be helping him write it. I ask that those readers of mine actually go to his site and read these. He's trying hard and I believe he needs some support.}

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