Self Insertion

This is a self insertion fic. It's pretty much me and my friend get into a Sliders type mix up. Cept we go to worlds like Animes and Cartoons and Movies and other stuff. Both of us are writing it as well so the Genre will fluctuate. Be warned, be afraid, be readin' my story please. And enjoy.

Disclaimer: I don't own nothin! Cept me!

* *: Thoughts

Capital letters: Shouting or loud noises

< >: Japanese

_ _: Stressed words

{ }: Josh's own thoughts

( ): Evan's own thoughts and location

Chapter 7

The (pathetic) Origin of Spider Girl

"Another dimension?" Peter asked as he looked at Josh with disbelief. He then looked back at ben. "Ben what is going on here? This is getting confusing.

Josh sighed and put the fork that he was holding down on his plate. "Okay Peter. I'm gonna be perfectly honest with you. I know who you are and I know who Ben is. I know a lot about you. You're both Peter Parker, but one of you is a clone." Mary Jane gasped.

*How could he possibly know that?* She thought. They had just met this guy and he had revealed that he knew their secrets over dinner.

Peter and Ben just hung their jaws in shock. Trying to think of some way they could defuse the situation. "The Jackal lied to you peter." Josh said.

"What do you mean?" Peter asked.

"You're not the clone Peter. You are and always have been the real Peter Parker." Peter looked confused. How could he be the real Peter Parker? The jackal had specifically said that he was the clone. "In my world, Spider Man is nothing more than a comic book character. His identity is known throughout the world. His adventures nothing but a fictional work of art."

"That still doesn't tell us how you know that I'm the clone." Ben said.

"Let me finish. Later on when Mary Jane goes into forced labor because of a drug that get's slipped into her soup at a restaurant The lady who did it also steals the baby. Peter and you however were told that the baby died by the doctor who was working under the same person."

"What?! Who in their right mind would kidnap a baby at birth!?" Peter growled at Josh. Josh held up his hands.

"A man that was once your greatest foe. That's who. While the baby napping is going on. Peter and Ben are fighting Mendel Stromm who you may remember as Gaunt. You both beat him but Peter then has to go to the hospital where he's drugged. Ben gets similar treatment from Norman Osborn who showed up at the abandoned warehouse where you fought Stromm."

"Waitaminute." Pete said cutting Josh off. "Norman Osborn!? He is dead! There's no way that he could still be alive."

Josh frowned. "Well he is and when he's beaten Ben nearly to death he comes after you after rigging the Bugle building with pumpkin bombs.. Then he tries to impale you with his goblin glider like he had so many years ago but Ben jumps in the way, falls off the building you're fighting on, onto a car and dies. I know this is hard to believe Peter but I like Ben and I am not a violent person." Evan rolls his eyes at that comment. "I don't want anyone to die. I especially don't want Norman's anger taken out on little Mayday."

"That's ridiculous!" Peter snapped. Mary Jane held her hand out in front of Peter to stop him from protesting Joshes logic again.

"Stop."

"Wh, Mary Jane! I..."

"He's telling the truth. Mayday is what was going to call our baby. There's no way he could have known that unless he's telling the truth."

"But."

"Not even you knew what I was going to call out baby Peter."

Josh nodded. "Thank you Mary Jane. I'm only telling you all this because. Well after spending most of my life growing up with you guys as characters in comic book I think you all deserve a break." Evan yawned and then got up and left. No one noticed. Josh didn't add the fact that if Ben died then he and Evan wouldn't have a place to crash for the next six months.

Just then some blueish Pink energy surrounded the table. Josh smiled. He hadn't expected this to happen so soon. Just then the energy faded and in it's place stood a beautiful teenage Japanese girl. Holding a picnic basket. However she arrived standing on the table. She looked around, noticed where she was and stepped down off of the table after blushing.

<"Oh my! Did I come at a bad time?"> Josh looked Kasumi up and down and smiled. He liked what he saw. His wife was wearing tight, very short jean shorts and a yellow tank top. It was much more revealing than what she usually wore. Josh stood up put an arm around her waist and then kissed her.

<"I missed you."> Josh said brushing a few strands of hair out of her face with his hand. He then turned around to the other three at the table and smiled. "This is my wife Kasumi. She's only got ten minutes before she has to head back to her dimension so I would ask that everyone drop the previous subject."

"That's your wife?" Peter asked pointing at the very trim brown haired girl. She wasn't that much shorter than josh which was odd for a Japanese girl.

Josh looked at the basket his wife held in her and tried to snatch it but Kasumi pulled it back. <"What's in the basket?"> Josh asked. Kasumi held at away from him playfully.

<"It's just a little dinner I packed for us. I thought you might be hungry.">

<"Well give it here. I haven't had your cooking for at least two days now."> Kasumi looked around and kept the basket behind her back.

<"Aren't you going to introduce me?"> Josh shrugged and pointed to Peter.

<"That's Peter Parker and the Red head sitting next to him is Mary Jane his wife. They're also having a baby, only it's a little more obvious."> Kasumi smiled at Mary Jane.

Josh motioned for Kasumi to sit down where Evan was previously. Kasumi smiled and sat down. She put the basket on a clear spot on the table and pulled out a few dishes. Josh smiled. Rice pudding(which he taught her how to make earlier) and Curry chicken and rice. "All RIGHT!" Josh said as he laid eyes on the food.

He leaned over to Kasumi and planted a kiss on her lips. <"You're the best Kasumi."> Josh stated before turning back and unloading some of the food on his plate.

Kasumi just smiled and took the dishes when Josh was done with them, she unloaded some food onto her plate as well after moving Evan's out of the way. She then passed it over to Mary Jane who simply smiled weakly and then took some for herself.

Peter looked to Ben and then signed to him silently with his head that he wanted to talk to him. Ben nodded and they both simultaneously excused themselves from the table. Josh and the girls didn't seem to notice. When Peter and Ben felt they were out of ears reach they began to talk.

"I don't trust this guy." Peter said looking back at Josh for a second. "I think he's up to something. Nobody is that honest and trustworthy. Mr. Jameson said he wanted me to find out as much as I could about this guy but I don't know if that'll be too much info or not. Sides how can one kid know so much about the near future?"

Ben looked over to Josh to make sure that he wasn't listening in but he was having a conversation with M.J. and his so called wife. "I kind of agree with you but this kid said that the Swarm was going to attack manhattan, that already happened though. If he was from around here he would have known that it already HAD happened. I trust him. Besides, how many of the villains that we thought were dead had mysteriously come back? I don't really doubt that Norman may have survived somehow."

Peter looked thoughtful as he contemplated their situation. He knew their baby's name before it was given, he knew that Ben was a clone, claiming that Peter was the real thing, he knew that Norman was coming back, and he claimed that he knew a lot more. "I'll trust him. But only if anything that he said would happen happens. The first clue to that would be Mary Jane going into labor. I'm going to stay with Mary Jane today all day, you can hang around that josh kid for a bit to make sure he doesn't try anything funny."

Ben nodded. "Sounds like a plan."

The two men then headed back to the table to join the others. Josh and Kasumi stood up together and walked out of the dinning area. "Where are they going?" Peter asked his wife. She shrugged.

"They said they wanted to spend a little time alone. It's kind of sad what that boy went through." She said as she absent mindedly picked at the rice pudding in front of her. "She can only visit her husband for ten minutes once a day. It just seems so sad because they seem like such a good couple and they're newly weds too."

Peter sat down and put an arm around his wife. "You know that day you were going to spend with Aunt Anna? I thought that it might be a good idea if I tagged along."

"Oh?" Mary said. She then frowned and glared at him. "SO what is it you've got up your sleeve mister Parker?!" Peter reeled back a little.

"I don't have anything up my sleeve! I just want to spend some time with my wife and mother in law!" He said in his defense.

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Josh led Kasumi over to Ben's bed room. <"What are we doing in here Josh? I've only got a few minutes before going back."> josh bent down and looked under the bed for a moment he came up with a box and put it on the bed. He opened it and found Ben's old Scarlet Spider costume. It was torn up a bit but josh was alright with that. He planned to add some stuff to it anyway.

Josh pulled the mask out of the box and showed Kasumi. <"Kas? I want to take up being a super hero while I'm in this universe. I wanted to ask you first though."> Kasumi looked confused.

<"Why do you want to do that?"> She asked.

Josh shrugged. <"I want to risk my life to save others. Sides it's always been a childhood dream of mine to be like Spider Man. Now is my chance. Can I do it honey? Please, please, PUH LEEEEEEZZZ!?"> Kasumi looked skeptical. She didn't want him to become a super hero. Risking his life when he was going to be a father in mere months.

Josh, seeing that Kasumi was going to say no decided to go to plan B. He stood up and planted a huge french kiss on her lips. <"I'll never risk my life against all odds, I promise."> Kasumi's defense shattered and she nodded her head. Josh shouted a cry of joy.

"YEEEEESSS! Yesyesyesyesyes! All RIIIIGHT!!"

Just then Ben came rushing into the room. He saw Josh with the old tattered Scarlet Spider costume and looked shocked. "Where did you get that!?" He asked. Josh pointed to the bed.

"Under the bed. You ain't usin it no more I might as well get into the super hero business." Ben sputtered for a second.

"W...w-w-WHAT!?" You don't even have super POWERS! You just turn into a GIRL!" Josh shrugged.

"That's a good idea! I'll only go out in my girl half, that way I'll be Spider Girl! Thanks Ben." Josh, then realizing that Kasumi was about to leave in mere seconds kissed her one last time and then she disappeared.

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Evan wandered the streets of New York, *Nothing to do! New York is dull today. No Mysterio's or Rhino's running around causing general havoc for some random super hero to beat up. Seeing how I am in the business it would be fun.*

He glanced around and realized he was utterly lost. "Well this sucks." Evan muttered as he continued to wander aimlessly till he recognized a large building. "Well I'll be damned." He mused as he gazed up at the gigantic four on the top. "I wish Josh could see this..." He paused for a second before entering the building.

Evan walked into a well furnished lobby which was quite expansive for a lobby. He approached the clerk, "Excuse me miss. Could you direct me to Mr. Fantastic, I, um... Have a secret appointment or something..." He said as he hoped the clerk would buy his lame excuse.

The lady with the Brown hair on the other side of the desk looked at a little clip board and then with a robotic sounding kind of voice said. "They're not here. They have been gone for some time and will probably not come back."

"They WILL TOO!!!" He screamed girlishly at the robot like lady. He charged a level two blast and patted her on the shoulder, knocking her unconscious. Evan shrugged, looked around to the empty lobby and declared "Wasn't me." then walked into the building's elevator.

"Evan to Isle six! Evan to Isle six. Please come play with the fantastic toys in Reed's lab." Evan announced to himself.

"Rodger, Evan! I'm moving in as we speak!!" He rolled on the floor and got into a military pose on the floor of the elevator. The door open just then with a ding. Much to Evan's surprise there was a hoard of people waiting to use the elevator. He gazed stupidly at the people and offered another dumb excuse.

"Um, I'm Reed's retarded cousin from Japan. Why I'm not speaking Japanese I don't know." This got many blank stares. Evan decided that running away would be the best thing to do. He pushed through all the people who voiced their complaints and ran down a hall. He turned round a corner and promptly ran into something hard. He fell on his butt and looked up to see who or what was there. It was a man. Evan recognized him as Atlas of the Thunderbolts.

Atlas looked down at the kid who had just turned the corner and run into him. "Who the hell are you kid?" He asked. Evan, not wanting to feel the wrath of this person, charged up a level two shot with the ionizers that had been inserted into his hands and shot an electric bolt towards Atlas who received it full on the chest.

Atlas was thrown back a few meters and in the meantime Evan charged up a larger level attack, 13 to be exact. He threw it down the hall and then it struck a wall, the blast that ensued took out a quarter of the building and shot Atlas out of a window to the streets below. Evan who had somehow ran away, unscathed, found himself facing the rest of the Thunderbolts who had heard the blast and rushed to investigate. Evan didn't even think about it, adrenaline took over and he shot them with another thirteenth level ionizer blast, taking out another quarter of the building.

Evan breathed heavily. He held out a shaky hand and examined it for a second. He counted on his fingers. He came up with seven and nodded. "Good that's all of them." Evan then stood up and skipped down to where he saw some stairs in search of Reed Richard's old lab.

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Josh sat in Ben's living room, he had the old Scarlet spider uniform on his lap and was sowing it up. "Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, OW! DAMMIT!" Ben laughed as Josh tried to desperately not poke his finger with the pin and failed. Josh held it up to Ben and asked him. "Hey Ben can you show me how to do this? Just once?" Ben shrugged.

"Why not? You've suffered enough." Ben showed him a few sewing techniques and then Josh's perception point kicked in and he picked up the technique immediately.

"Thanks." Josh said. Ben got up and watched josh do it again. Josh sat down and began sewing like a pro.

Ben was shocked.

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"TOYS GALORE!!!!!" Evan squealed as he gazed upon the massive lab, complete with particle accelerators and Reed's own theories. Evan was in his version of heaven on earth. He ripped through the gigantic text books that were carefully placed, but now lay in piles strewn about the awesome laboratory.

"These formulas are excellent!!! I've already got ideas for my ionizers!" He muttered some formulas involving thermocouples and piezo electric crystals. "It might just work!! All I need now is someway to update my ionizers without another operation." He shuttered, "I hate operations."

Evan dove back into the theories and astro physics books he had found but soon became bored of learning all these things. *I've got all I can handle for one day, I'll just borrow a few of these books and let the information sink in. Time to play with some gizmos.* Evan made his way to one of the five particle accelerators closest to him. He began to operate the machinery. *Flick this switch to split this type of atom. Easy enough.*

Evan continued causing damage on the molecular level when he got an idea. *My ionizer affect the ions of anything... So technically I've been using them to their lowest capability. Now to test my theory.* Evan tapped his palms but didn't circle his hands around each other to charge. Instead he reached his hands out to one of the many astro physics books that were scattered across the floor of the lab. Evan concentrated on the book and imagined spreading it's atomic structure. Sure enough his theory turned out to be correct and the book ceased to exist. Only a thought later the book was whole, all this done by the power of Evan's ionizers. *Holy crap... I kick ASS!!!! What else could I do judging by the powers I put in these things.* Evan ran some formulae through his head all of them dealing with the electric potential of the ionizers. *Perhaps flight is in these puppies capabilities?* He questioned of himself.

Evan charged a level three shot in no time and used the ions of the air to project up wards from below him and found that he could hover. A little more experimenting and some close calls with walls and Evan had mastered the controls of ion flying. *It's too easy, ions are everywhere! I just signed myself up for extreme powers!!* He thought as he continued to hover around waving his hands around each other to keep up a good sized charge. *Wait till Josh sees this!!! I am a GENIUS!!!* He declared mentally as he floated to the ground and began to look for a phone.

But his search for a telephone was cut short when agents of Shield forcefully entered the room and pointed guns of many shapes and sizes at him. One figure stepped out of the pack and addressed him.

"You there! I'll have you know this is private property." The one eyed agent said as he raised his gun to Evan's head level.

"I know, and believe me Col. Fury. I am truly sorry for the extent of damage I have caused. I will go peacefully." He said as he walked towards the confused Shield Colonel.

Two other agents approached Evan slowly, to be sure that there wasn't any tricks about this youth. The two placed handcuffs on Evan which instantly were completely gone. "Only the Colonel may arrest me, the rest of you are not even close to privileged enough." The Colonel gave Evan a strange stare and proceeded to cuff him and lead him to the Shield ship that was parked floating beside the ruins of the freedom four plaza.

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On the Shield mother ship, Evan glanced around seemingly unimpressed by the array of technology. Fury was impressed by how this boy reacted to the state of the art equipment on board.

"What were you doing at four freedoms plaza kid?" Colonel Fury asked Evan who was now mysteriously uncuffed and sitting in a chair. "Where'd your cuffs go?" Fury asked.

"Well, in laymen's terms I took all of their little ions. Then I spread the ions away from each other. And finally I moved the ions and rearranged them in the shape of a small metal teddy bear. Enjoy." He said as though he was speaking to a young child.

"What are you? A mutant?" Fury asked coldly as he glared at Evan.

"Not really. Don't tell anyone I'm not though. Cause it's a secret." he said in a childish whisper.

Fury held hiosheadas if he had a headache, "Kid I'm not in the mood to play good cop bad cop. I just want to know why you snuck into four freedoms plasa ansd beat up the thunderbolts?"

"Weeelllll. First of, the thunderbolts attacked me. Ya see, I came around the corner and BOOM! Atlas out of nowhere clubs me up top the head. Now Atlas is generally a good guy. Nut today he must have woken up on the wrong side of the bed, cause he just wailed me!!" Evan lied blatantly in a sad attempt to humor Colonel Fury. "Ok! Well maybe I did randomly attack Atlas!!! The rest of them though!! They were after me! And for no good reason neither! Just because I blew up someone's building. Well I say BIG DEAL! A cup of coffee and a game of poker and we will all just be on our way! BUT NOOOO! Thunderbolts into action they say! Stop the villain they say!! Well I say FOOIE!! Yes FOOIE to them all! And they can just FOOIE their whole building too!!" Evan ranted as he attempted to get a laugh out of the stoic Colonel.

The colonel just looked at him as if he had grown seven more heads and a tail. *This kid is insane! Either that or he's just stupid.* Colonel then pressed a button on his suit and spoke into his wrist. "Mister hall?" He asked.

A voice came up from a speaker in his arm. "Yes colonel Fury?"

"I want you to get rid of the kid in my office. Just throw him out the hatch or something. I think he's making me stupider with his ranting."

"Yes sir."

"And get me some aspirin!"

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Josh smiled as he stood in front of a mirror in his female form. He'd decided that going to a local high school as a girl would be good for keeping a secret identity. Everyone already knew that he had spider like powers in his male form so he would have to create the ultimate disguise. Josh then put on the Scarlet Spider mask that she had redesigned. *Being an artist comes in handy sometimes.* she thought she had made it to look more like the original Spider Man costume only, she kept the Scarlet Spider jacket and had made black on it.

Josh turned around and looked at her behind view. She cocked her head and grabbed her ass. "Damn! I am so Fine!" Josh then threw a couple kung fu punches and growled while posing in a strong guy type pose. Ben Reilly came into the room a moment later from the front door with some groceries in his hands. He noticed Josh standing at a mirror, who was currently doing a Johnny Bravo impersonation.

"What are you doing?" Ben asked as he unconsciously traveled his eyes down to her posterior. Josh turned around and realized that Ben was there.

"Oh hey Ben. I'm just checking out my new costume." She said as she tore off the mask. She struck a little bit of a pose and smiled. "By tomorrow Spider Girl will be saving lives out there with the big heroes."

Ben looked confused. "How did you finish the costume so fast though?"

Josh shrugged. "Hey I became a master of Martial arts in a year. Why can't I sew up a Spider Costume in a few hours?" Josh took off her gloves, put on a pair of pants and a Chinese shirt that she had gotten from Ranma. The clothes were bulkier on her female form so they hid the Spider costume well. Evan walked in the door a moment later.

"Were have you been all this time?" Josh asked. The black haired boy. Evan shrugged.

"I just went to the FF's building thing and started doing some stuff. I've figured out some other stuff I can do with my ionizers. I'll be going there to learn some stuff on genetics while the Thunderbolts are still in the hospital."

"Why are the Thunderbolts in a hospital?" Ben asked as he set the groceries he was holding on a table nearby. Evan shrugged.

"Something about them falling out of the building they were in."

Josh nodded and then walked over to a phonebook that was sitting in a nearby corner of the living area. Josh dialed in a few numbers and waited for a bit."Yes I'd like to know the closest high school in my area."

"What are you doing?" Ben asked. Josh held up a finger as she tried to listen to what the voice on the other line was saying.

Josh thanked the person on the other line and then hung up. "I'm trying to get myself enrolled in the nearest highschool." She picked up the phone again and then called a new number. "Yeah hello? I'd like to enroll in your high school. Uh huh? Uh huh? Alright thanks."

"Well?" Ben asked. Josh sighed and lay back on the couch.

"I just gotta go down tomorrow and fill out some paperwork later then I can get in. What day is it tomorrow anyway?" Josh asked.

Ben shrugged. "Tomorrow is Halloween. Why?" Josh just shrugged again.

"No reason. I'm gonna get some shut eye, I'll see you in the morning." Ben nodded reluctantly and then left the room. In Joshes mind however a whole other conversation was taking place. *This is bad!* He thought. *Halloween is the night of the Goblin! That's when Norman Osborn is gonna try all that shit and probably kill Ben. I better get Evan to help me with getingt Spider Powers now if I want to save him and Mary Jane's baby.* With that Josh got up and went over to the kitchen where Evan was making a lunch consisting of sandwiches of the peanut butter on white type.

"Evan!" Evan looked up with a peanut butter sandwich dangling from his mouth.

"Hrmph?" He said with all the intelligence he could muster.

"Evan I know this probably isn't the best idea in the world but do you think that you could give me Spider Powers like Peter and Ben down at Reed's lab? I think that it may be the only way that I can save him." Evan nodded. He spit out the sandwich on the counter and smiled.

"And you're willing to be my test subject?" Evan asked with a sneer. Josh glared at him.

"If you don't get it right the first time; than I will beat the hell out of you, Ben will die, Mary Jane's baby will be kidnaped, and we'll be out of a place to crash." Evan not being a complete idiot; devoid of all logic, nodded and followed Josh out the door when she motioned for him to follow.

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Later at Four Freedoms Plaza, Josh and Evan entered the Reed Richards long since abandoned lab and Evan started reading books. For some reason Evan was flipping through the books and picking up all of the most important stuff that was in them for duplicating the Spider Man formula. Evan started rewiring some of the machinery in the room and configuring controls in the main central computer. *This is too easy!* Evan thought. *Reed's got all the stuff I need and I've got the knowledge of how to use it somehow. Must be some sort of side effect of the trans dimensional gateway.* Evan shrugged and continued to work.

He looked over to Josh and frowned. "Josh I'm going to need you to find a spider somewhere. It's imperative that you get a big one, but not a tarantula. Got it?" Josh nodded. He had seen lots of Spiders earlier on the way to the lab. Ever since the Fan Four left, the place was being invaded by bugs and such. The Thunderbolts didn't seem to like cleaning. Josh grabbed up a spider web with an especially big spider was nesting. She brought it back to the lab nad set it down on the table.

The spider tried to run away but evan stopped it by putting it in a jar with a holed lid. "Perfect!" Evan said as he set the container aside. He then spent another few minutes rewiring the system and smiled. "I'm done!" He said.

Joshes jaw dropped. "ALREADY!?" She said in amazement. "How could you possibly be done already!?" Evan smiled.

"Now that! Is a secret." He said with a mischievous smile.

"So what do I do?" Josh asked as he eyed the strange machine that Evan had built. It seemed normal enough. A control panel, a little spot to hold some sort of fuel cell or container, a chair and a bunch of lights.

"All you got to do." Evan said. "Is take off all of your clothes and sit in the chair. I'll do the rest." Josh frowned.

"Hey! You're just trying to get me to take my clothes off so that you can ogle my body!" Evan shook his head as he got a few things ready on the control panel.

"No. That's just a bonus."

Josh shuddered and started to take off her clothing. Luckily Evan was looking away at the moment. *I guess I have to make some sacrifices.* She noted to her self as she stripped off the skintight spandex super hero costume. She stood in the nude for a moment waiting for instruction as to what she had to do next.

"What are you doing just standing there?" Evan said with a frown. "Get in the chair!" Josh nodded and sat on the chair. She jumped up for a second when her bare skin touched the cold metal surface. She slowly settled down into the chair but goose bumps rose up on her body. Evan flicked a bunch of switches and then lights went off, the spider, which was inserted into a small microwave like compartment, was bathed in radioactive energies. Evan then hooked Josh up to a needle like device thing and put up a bunch of tube things.

Josh was confused as to what Evan was doing but after all that had happened in this crazy adventure of theirs he still did trust him. Evan flicked a few buttons on the control panels and then Josh was bathed in a similar light, while a little bit of mutagenic fluid was pumped through a tube into her arm.

Josh smiled as she felt her body going through changes. She felt fairly normal but she was in touch with both her female and male bodies and could sense the changes that a normal person like Peter couldn't. Josh felt like jumping for joy. For once Evan had done something useful. She was now officially Spider Girl.

Evan shut down the reactor and smiled. His machine had done it's job right, now he was ready to gaze upon the monstrous creation that Josh had become. Evan frowned as Josh stepped out of the machine completely normal. "What went wrong?!" Evan mused angrily to himself. "That should have changed you into a hideous half man half spider!" Josh frowned and Punched Evan in the stomach. Evan flew back about twenty feet and crashed into the main circuit board that supplied the building with power. All the lights shut off for a moment but when they turned on again Evan noticed that Josh and her clothes were gone.

"DAMN!" He said as he slammed his fist onto the control panel of the machine he created. It smashed and then a fire started. Evan ran out of the room and exited the building, hoping that no one saw him leave.

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josh grinned as she soared through the roof tops of New York on his way to Ben's apartment. He was female at the time but having Spider Powers was more amazing than she could have ever hoped for. Evan had actually made her into a Spider Person. Though she didn't have webs yet she was perfectly content with jumping across the rooftops. When She jumped down to some of the smaller buildings in Ben's area she heard a scream.

"Oh this is too perfect." She said as she turned and headed towards the scream. She jumped down into an alley where the scream was located.

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She screamed as loud as she could. She wasn't a bad person. She never did anything to deserve this. She was just on her way home to see her husband and children after working the late shift at her work. Now all that was on her mind was running, running and hoping that somebody would save her.

She accidentally turned into an alley, stumbled, and fell when she noticed that it was a dead end. She tried to get up again and run back so she could go out into the open where she could get more distance from her assailants. When she turned though they were already stalking towards her at the mouth of the alley.

That's what it really looked like now to her, it was a mouth, and she was in the belly of the beast.

"Well lady." One of the punks said to her as he stepped forward with a switch blade. "It looks like you've gotten yourself in a little bit of a predicament."

"P-Please don't hurt me!" The short haired woman pleaded. Hoping that the thugs would show just a little bit of pity and human emotion. No luck, they advanced. Just then she heard something behind her in the alley, she looked back but that was just the chance that the thugs were waiting for and they jumped upon her, or at least they tried to.

The punks had only gotten half way to the woman on the alley floor when something red and black dropped down into the alley and knocked the two of them into the separate walls of the alley. The two looked up tow see.

"It's some sort of Spider Man wannabe!" shouted one of the thugs, as he pulled out his switch blade and got up to attack.

"It's just some chick!" Said the other, pulling out a much larger knife. And rushing at the same time as his friend. Josh smiled as he watched the two dumb thugs run at her with a couple of knives. This was way too easy, she almost wished that a super villain would show up so that she could actually get a good workout. She jumped just at the last second and the two teenage gang members ran into each other. She then came down upon them and elbowed them both on their heads, sending them to La La land.

"Night, night you dumb assess." She really didn't feel like coming up with anything witty, this was her first night of being a super hero so she decided that she would take it easy for now. Just the rush of being able to use her powers was cool enough. She felt a flash and looked over to the woman who she had just rescued.

The woman had a camera with her. "Jeeze does everyone in New York carry cameras around with them at all times?" She said. The woman put the camera back into her purse and then ran past Josh and out of the alley.

Josh shrugged ans jumped up onto a nearby rooftop. Little did she know that there was somebody else in the alley. Somebody that had been watching her.

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Josh jumped in through Ben's apartment window which was open and breathed a deep breath. "Ah it feels good to be alive." Josh then looked up to the room and smiled beneath her mask. She jumped up and planted her feet on the ceiling. Much to her pleasure they stayed there. This deserved a victory dance and Spider Girl began marching back and forth on the roof. "BOOM! Here comes the, BOOM! Ready or not. Here comes the Spider Girl." (To the tune of BOOM from P.O.D.) {One of my favorite bands.}

Just then a tired and weary Ben came into the living area where Spider Girl was marching around on the ceiling and singing at the top of her lungs.

"WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?!" Ben screamed. Josh stopped her marching and dropped down to the floor. Landing in a classic Spidey pose.

"CHA!"

"Since when could you climb on the ceiling?" Ben asked in wonder.

Josh smiled and skipped around goofily "Since Evan put radioactive Spider blood in me. Cool eh? I already saved some chicks life tonight." Ben shook his head and walked back to his room to get some sleep.

Josh danced around and sang about his newly acquired powers, but mostly the Spider Man theme from the 60's with a Spider Girl add in. She stopped as a heavy tingle went off in her head, she instinctively leapt to the right to avoid the suspected attack which came in the form of a very menacing looking symbiote named Venom. His huge claw slammed into the ground and left five splintered holes.

"You are not Parker! But his smell is on you!" Venom, a life form of few words, swept his left, now clawed, hand at Josh's head.

"Hey!" Josh said as she ducked and then leapt back to get some distance between them. "What'd I ever do to you? I'm just trying to save lives."

"You are but a girl." Venom said menacingly. "But you know where Spider Man is. TELL US!" Venom then jumped towards Spider Girl and did a double crescent slash. Josh jumped up and held onto the ceiling for a moment, once Venom was underneath her she pushed off and slammed both heels into his head, knocking him to the ground. She then leapt back onto Ben's couch and growled.

"My wife would be 'pissed' if she found out that there was some sort of monster after me."

This caught Venom off guard, both Eddie Brock and the Symbiote. "WIFE?!" That was all the time Josh needed and then the cavalry came in the form of Ben. Planting a well placed kick to Venoms mid section, He had a mask on to conceal his identity but that was all. {NOT all.}

"You're a real magnet for trouble aren't you kid?" Ben asked as he faced off against the enraged Venom. "What brings you around here smiley?" Venom growled.

"We do not need an excuse for coming after you Parker. We only want revenge for our humiliation!" Venom leapt at Ben again but Josh wrapped her legs around Venom and flipped him over onto his head.

"Hey I'm here to! Pay attention to ME! Pay attention to ME!" Josh said in a whiney kind of voice. Josh then pushed Ben out of the way and faced off against Venom again. "Let me handle this. I have an idea." Venom, predictable as ever stood up and then shot out a line of webbing at Josh. She jumped over the line and got up nice and close to the symbiotic entity. "This is how the pros do it Snacky. TENSHIN AMAGURIKEN!" She yelled before sending over a thousand super strong punches at Venom. The spider agility also increased her speed so she was able to pull double the usual amount, and the impacts of each punch was about five hundred times harder. Josh then pulled back her arms, charged up her chi and screamed at the top of her lungs. "MOKO TAKABISHAAAA!" A yellow burst of chi energy erupted from joshes palms and struck Venom in the chest. He flew back out the window he had come in and soared through the sky over New York.

Josh went to the hole in the wall and looked out at where she sent Eddie. "Hmm? Looks like I threw him in the direction of the FF building."

"H-How did..." Ben asked in awe as he looked at the hole in the wall. "How did you?" Josh took off her mask and walked by Ben, she wasn't even sweating. She pat him on the shoulder and whispered in his ear.

"I beat him worse than you ever could have hoped to."

Ben looked around just realizing the damage and sighed. "The land lord is gonna kill me."

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Evan began to walk away from the Fan Four building. Then a low whistling came up fast and a few levels were swept instantly from the building. "WHAT THE!!!!!!!!" Evan charged up his ionizers, much to the surprise of the hot dog guy and the rest of the street walking civilians. Evan slowly raised in the air, then accelerated towards the leveled areas of the building.

A short while later Evan was hovering above the newly made wreckage. *What could have caused this?* He decided to find out by ionizing the entire first level of rubble.

Near the far side of the level he heard a low moan. Evan flew towards it and revealed a broken and bruised Eddie Brock with small traces of symbiote covering the private areas of the villain. *What's he doing here?* Evan hovered down near him.

"Venom? What happened to you?" Evan said with actual concern. "I mean you are one of my favorite villains and all, so if I can help you in any way I would be glad to."

He sputtered up a large amount of blood and got out one word before passing out. "Hospital..."

Evan shrugged, "Sure thing." The electric boy created a small ion field around the large man and set off at a speed near the sound barrier towards the nearest hospital with Eddie trailing behind.

Evan waited in the waiting room at the hospital watching Frasier on the T.V. Evan groaned at the boring T.V. show. He had been watching some sort of Frasier fest for seven hours now, there wasn't even a remote to change the Chanel. The sun was already up and he was slowly dozing off to sleep. "Must stay awake. No, sleep, Frasier: Boring!" Evan's head drooped to one side and he began to snore because of the awkward position he was in.

Just then a doctor came over to him and shook his shoulder. Evan unconsciously zapped him with a small static shock but stayed asleep. The doctor shook him again and Evan finally woke up. "WHAT!" The doctor frowned at him.

"Young man, the man you brought in is stable now, we were able to stop the internal bleeding and he is in a full body cast. His left arm and bot legs are broken in at least seven places. His all of his ribs were shattered and we had to replace most of them just so that he could survive the night. He'll never run again and he'll walk with a limp for the rest of his life." Evan looked stunned and tired. (Given) Who the hell could have mutilated Venom so badly?

Evan thanked the doctor and asked if he could visit him. The doctor shook his head. "Mr..." He looked at his clip board, "Borck is unconscious at the moment. You can come back tomorrow and visit him though." Evan nodded and stood up.

"Well I better get going now. Thanks doc." Evan took one step forward and then fell on his face and began sleeping on the ground. The doctor sighed. Now he needed to move him into a room. *What a waste of time.*

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{This is the end of our story! I am Spider Girl! Okay so it's not the end, but it will get very interesting later on let me tell you. Let's recap, I've got a jusenkyo curse, spider powers, Martial art, Perception point, and chi control. I'm gonna whoop sirius ASS! Evan will do some stuff. No big deal. How might you ask could I be so brutal and cruel to Venom? Well someone had to do it. Spider Man never takes care of his enemies. He sends them to jail and then they escape to cause trouble later. The only exception is Norman Osborn, and we all know that he didn't actually die. He'll be back. Like in the next chapter. I felt that since I had the power. I should put a stop to at least one of the villains. It only makes sense. I can guarantee you that I will not be as brutal to the others though. I'm not a mean guy. And I felt that Venom could probably take whatever I could dish out. That's all from me.}

Morden Night: anime_morden@crystal-tokyo.com

http://josh_vh.tripod.com/mordensranmapage/

(Well I'm SORRY Josh but Venom couldn't take an amaguriken to the chest with spidey strength! You just beat up my second favorite Spidey villain. Second of course to the great Mysterio and Electro, they are tied.)

{But their, like, the reject villains.}

(I DON'T CARE!!!!!!! They have cool powers. I mean, the ability to make anything seem real, and the ability, much like my own, top control the most powerful force on earth. ELECTRICITY!!! So I have found out my potentials, or some of them. You never know, I might have more. Yeah well this chapter is all about me finding out about my powers or something. I really doubt that this has anything to do with well anything but what the heck. IF YOU FIND A BRAIN ON THE STREET!! YOU DON"T JUST WASH IT CLEAN WITH SOAP AND WATER!!!! NO!!!! YOU MUST THINK IT CLEAN!!!! YES YOU MUST USE THE MENTAL CLEANNESS OF MR. CLEAN HIMSELF AND FORCE THE SPOTLESS FACE OF JUSTICE UPON IT!!!!! so there.)

Agasaki Ishano : agasaki@crystal-tokyo.com

web page: evan_m0.tripod.com

(P.s: I know my web site sucks, so don't make fun of it... much.)