Self Insertion

This is a self insertion fic. It's pretty much me and my friend get into a Sliders type mix up. Cept we go to worlds like Animes and Cartoons and Movies and other stuff. Both of us are writing it as well so the Genre will fluctuate. Be warned, be afraid, be readin' my story please. And enjoy.

Disclaimer: I don't own nothin! Cept me!

* *: Thoughts

Capital letters: Shouting or loud noises

< >: Japanese

_ _: Stressed words

{ }: Josh's own thoughts

( ): Evan's own thoughts and location

Chapter 8

The Night Of The Goblin, Justice Of The Spider Men.

Josh yawned as she awoke. She looked at the clock on the far wall that was not destroyed by her fight with Venom the night earlier. She felt something crack when she did the amaguriken on him. She threw off the blanket that covered her body and she stood up. It was only 10:00 in the morning so she had lots of time to eat and get to the school to enroll. She was here for six months so she might as well keep her education up. Josh walked into the kitchen and sat down at the table. Ben was already there and was reading a paper. He had a bowl of Fruit Loops and was busy munching those down. Josh sat down and reached across the table to grab the box of cereal.

"Morning." She said Ben nodded and then looked up at Josh he then turned his head away and covered his eyes.

"JEEZE! Put some clothes on! Don't you have any decency?" Josh looked down at her chest. Her breasts were completely bare and all that she was wearing was a pair of boxers. This was how she looked in the mornings when she was in her male form, why not in her girl form?

"What's wrong?" Josh asked the blonde haired man across the table from her. "You act like you've never seen a girl half naked. It's no big deal. Sides I'm a guy on the inside and that's what counts." Josh then began eating the fruit loops in front of her.

"Well could you put something on just in case someone came to the door? People would get the wrong idea." Josh shrugged. She just munched on the cereal. The doorbell to the apartment rang just then as if Ben mentioning it had triggered that event. Josh smiled at Ben evilly and Ben looked worried.

"You wouldn't." He said.

"Try me." Josh said as she jumped out of her seat and rushed to the door. Ben jumped out of his seat and did a flip over the table giving chase. He was a second to late however and Josh was already at the door and opening it. "Hello?" Josh asked.

The girl at the door looked at Josh with confusion, she had blonde hair that went down to her shoulders and was around Ben's age. She wore a green top with horizontal black lines and some light blue jeans. "Who the hell are you?" She asked.

Josh smiled. *This is fun! Now I get to make an alias for my girl half.* "My names Joanna, Joanna VanDeen. Nice to meet you." Josh held out a hand to the girl and smiled wide. Desiree just looked at her hand as if it were lined with poison.

"Uh huh? Listen I'm looking for Ben Reilly. Is he here?" She said icily. Ben grabbed Joshes should and tossed her back into the apartment.

"Put your damn clothes on!" Ben yelled at her as Josh landed on her butt with an audible thump.

"Jerk!" She said before picking up her Chinese pants and putting them on.

Desiree looked at Ben with a look that could freeze fire. "And just who exactly is your little friend Mr. Reilly?" She asked. Ben sweated as he desperately tried to come up with an answer.

"Uhm? She's my cousin. She lives out of town and I'm putting her up for a while." Desiree growled and looked back in at Josh who was now making faces at Ben behind his back. While putting on her shirt.

"She has no Feminine decency." She noted, relieved that it wasn't some teenaged hussy he was having an affair with. If anyone had subjected that to Josh though he would have most likely broken their arms. "Listen, Ben, I was wondering if maybe you were free this Friday. I was thinking that we could go get some dinner. Our last date was kind of ruined by all those bees so maybe we could give it another shot."

Ben stuttered a bit. "Uh s-sure! I'd love to!" Desiree smiled.

"Great! I'll pick you up at your place at seven." Desiree then turned around and left. Ben stared off after her and then frowned when a feminine voice rose up behind him.

"Ben and Desiree lyin in a bed Have I-N-G S-E..." Ben turned around and grabbed Josh in a headlock.

"If you ever answer my door with your shirt off again I will kick you out of here SO fast." Josh gagged and flipped over Ben's head, breaking his grip.

"Jeez! Watch it with the Spider Strength there buddy!" Joanna, as she was now going to call herself in her female form, said while she rubbed her almost sore neck. "I'm not exactly an adamantium girder you know, 'cousin'!" She said sarcastically.

"Aww, you can take it 'Spider Girl'!" Ben said as he jumped at her to put her into another headlock. His Spider Sense went off in mid air though but it was to late and Josh spun around and kicked Ben in the stomach, knocking the wind out of him and knocking him against the wall.

Josh then waved at him and opened the door. "Well I gotta go enroll in the local high school mister Reilly. I'll be back later to aid you and Peter in your fight against Mendel Stromm." Josh grabbed a bag and stuffed her Spider Girl costume into it quickly. She then rushed out the door.

Ben lay on the ground clutching his stomach. *That girl can...kick!* he noted as he tried desperately to breath normally.

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Evan woke up in a hospital bed with a huge headache. *This is becoming habit for me. But the Hospital setting is new.*

The electrical boy rolled over and yelped in surprise. "AHHHH VENOM!!!!!... wait a sec, I brought him here. So why am I yelling?" Evan pondered for a second.

Eddie Brock woke up with a start. "What's the noise about?" He muttered sleepily and attempted to roll to one side.

He failed to do so and found that he had been placed in a full body cast. "Ah man! This sucks!!!" He seemed to be handling himself quite well for his situation, which didn't really allow him to move anything but his mouth, eyes and one arm..

Evan rolled out of his hospital bed and staggered over to Eddie. "Um, can I help you Eddie?" Evan asked in an attempt to get on the villains good side. "I'd really like to help you in anyway possible."

Eddie reached his only good arm out and placed his hand on Evan's forearm. "Yeah, there is one thing."

"Great! What is it, cause I know those casts can get itchy... Are you itchy, cause I had a cast on my arm once and it was itchy as... WHAT THE HELL!?!" A black liquid had started to run from Eddie's arm and into Evan's.

The black haired boy attempted to pull back but Eddie was holding strong, keeping Evan in place. *OH CRAP! T-that's a SYMBIOTE!!* Evan thought as he decided that force was the only way out of the transfer. He cautiously tapped his palms together and circled his free arm around the captive one in an attempt to create a large charge to rid himself of the alien. But he was to late. His body convulsed and the black Symbiote began shooting out to cover him entirely. To Evan, everything had instantly went black as night and random burst of pain spread across his frame. He heard a voice inside his head that was not his own, it was strange and angry sounding, but it also seemed like it had nothing on it's mind other than survival and Spider Man, a previous host of the symbiote.

Eddie began to breath hard as he looked up at the new Venom. "Listen kid, I want you to find Spider Girl. Get revenge. She did this to me." Eddie's heart monitor began to speed up rapidly and then he began to convulse.

"WHAT!? Spider Girl But she's my best friend!" Evan looked towards the heart monitor and sighed. Eddie had flat lined. He was dead and couldn't hear him. Evan sighed and sat down on the hospital bed he was on earlier. *Oh well I might as well kick Joshes ass for beating me up so many times. Just to even things up.*

Evan clutched his head in pain. The symbiote was angry at Evan for some reason, but it was bonded to him somehow. It wanted Evan to KILL Josh, for killing it's previous host. Not only that, it still wanted to kill Spider Man/Peter Parker. *Fuck that! I ain't killing anyone!* The symbiote made Evan's head throb in pain but then Evan shocked it with the ionizers and it backed down. *My body, my rules!* The symbiote stayed quiet.

Evan looked towards the window and then smiled an evil venom-like smile. "Fun time!" Evan then ran over to the window, jumped out and spun out a web line. "WHEEEEEEEEEE!!!"

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Josh sat in a chair and smiled trying to look happy but she had no idea why she was willingly enrolling herself in high school when she didn't have to. She was currently filling out a form in the schools office She had to use fake identification because a girl named Josh would be a little suspicious. She decided to use the alias Joanna VanDeen. It was very similar to her real name. She handed the form to the principle person and smiled. "There I'm done."

The Principle, a man in his thirties with fairly good looking hair, looked over the paper and adjusted his glasses. "Well miss VanDeen, you can go to room 113 and begin class there. I'll send you a timetable tomorrow and then you can continue on with the regular school year."

Josh nodded and smiled. "Thanks mister Woodyear." Josh stood up and headed out of the office. She looked around at the room numbers and smiled when she found room 113. She entered the room and then the entire classes eyes where on her. She shrunk down a little bit from all of the attention and waved shyly. "Uhm Hello?"

The teacher turned around from the chalkboard she was currently writing on and looked over to Josh. "May I ask what it is your doing here miss...?"

Josh walked to the front of the class and handed her a piece of paper. "Joanna, Joanna VanDeen. Mr. Woodyear said I was to attend this class." The teacher nodded and then handed the paper back to Josh.

"Take your seat Miss VanDeen. We're in the middle of learning about the Civil War." Josh nearly facefaulted. He couldn't believe that he got a history class. This was going to be a long six months. She found herself an empty desk and sat down. She slumped into her chair and groaned.

A girl sitting next to Josh extended her hand towards her and smiled. "Hey I'm Nikki, Nikki Johnston it's a pretty boring class so I prefer to just chat with the girls through it."

"Josh smirked and grabbed her hand and shook it. "I'm Joanna. Don't tell anyone but I'm actually a boy." Nikki giggled.

"You're funny, in a sarcastic kind of way. You'll fit in with the girls here no problem." Josh shrugged and tried to desperately fall asleep.

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Evan had swung his way around most of the city but still hadn't actually found his adopted home. *Where did Ben live? Josh said something about a night of the Goblin or something, which if I remember means Ben dies. And he's a good guy so I don't want him to die.* He felt a sharp pain in his head. *NO you basterdly symbiote we won't kill Ben! We will help him!! AHH I SAID WE!!!! I HAS BEGUN!!!* Evan looked frantically for the apartment building or the cafe where Ben worked.

*We should probably blend in when we land symbiote, we wouldn't want to be shot at.* Evan pointed out to his alien body suit. A tingly feeling in his head confirmed that the suit agreed with him for the first time since the bonding.

Evan felt a second tingle as the exact directions to the cafe popped up in his head. *Well thank you symbiote. If you keep up the good behaviour I won't have to keep shocking you.* Evan smiled as he thought this and swung off towards the cafe.

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Josh smiled as she left the school, she looked at her watch, which she stole off of some punk kid, and realized that it was about the time that Mary Jane and aunt Anna would go to the Daily Grind. She decided to go back into the school and change into Spider Girl so that she could get across town easier. As she turned around she bumped into another girl.

"Sorry." Josh said and then continued to walk towards the school. The girl who he walked into grabbed her arm and smiled.

"Hey Joanna I was wondering if you'd like to hang with me and the girls today. Interested? We're going to the mall to do some shopping." Josh shuddered a bit.

"Uhm no thanks Nikki. I've got to stay in and talk to the Principle. I also got to call my parents. Josh then turned and ran into the school. She hurried over to a girls washroom with a window, made sure it was empty, locked the door and began to change into her super hero costume.

All of a sudden. Joshes forearms started to ache. She screamed and bent over in pain, then out of nowhere something shot out of her wrists and splattered all over the far wall. She looked up in shock and then realized. "I have webs!" indeed the substance that was covering the wall was a spider web like substance. Apparently she was able to generate her own webs. She smiled and then finished putting on her costume. She opened up a window and jumped out. She threw out her hand in a classic thwip pose and shot out a webline as if she was born to do so. She swung from it and soared over all of the students exiting the school. Many people pointed up and exclaimed that it was Spider Man and Josh decided to drop down and reveal her self to the public.

Josh dropped down in front of the students and grabbed her boobs. "DO I LOOK LIKE A MAN!!! I'M SPIDER GIRL!! Get the terms right punks!" Josh then shot out another web to a nearby building and began swinging around looking for the Daily Grind.

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Evan arrived at the cafe where Ben had worked only to find that he wasn't there.

"WELL THIS IS JUST PEACHY!!!" A normal looking Evan exclaimed to the waitress at the counter who was slowly backing away from the screaming man. "WELL I'M LEAVING!!!" Evan marched outside and formed himself into an elderly man with a walker and went down the street rambling about the world ending. *Man I'm bored. Might as well piss people off. Huh!?! That tune!!* Evan refered to the loud singing overhead, which was a blatent rip off of the 60's Spider Man song. "Josh." Evan stated darkly and morphed, much to the surprise of bystanders, into his Venom form and took off after Spider Girl. Evan, to mock the singer, began his own rendition of Row, row, row your boat.

Josh swung through the City with a huge grin on her face. She was causing quite a ruckus. She was singing the Spider Man theme from the 60's again but was replacing Spider Man with Spider Girl. She then heard another voice behind her and saw Venom. Larger than life and twice as ugly. Josh nearly fell out of mid swing. Venom was singing row row row your boat. Josh stopped and clung to the side of a nearby building. Venom followed suit and landed right beside her.

Venom grinned at Josh. Josh was very cautious, her Spider sense wasn't giving her any warning signals but Venom was very sporadic. "Hey Josh-chan! Were yah going?"

Josh lost her grip for a moment. "EVAN!?! When did you get a Venom symbiote?!" Evan/Venom shrugged.

"Eddie Brock died and told me to get revenge for him on you. Apparently you killed him. I won't do it though cause I'm a good guy too. So...were are you going? Is there a robbery or something going on?"

Josh shook her head. "No. I'm going to go save Mary Jane's baby."

"Oh. Want some help?"

Josh shook her head. "I don't need help with the baby saving part but you could go find Peter and Ben and help them out with their fight against Mendel Stromm later." Evan looked thoughtful for a moment.

"Do I get to beat people up?"

"You can kill them for all anyone cares. He'll die anyway."

Evan jumped off the building and began swinging towards the Parker house. "WHOO HOO! BRAINS!" Josh shook her head and continued her trek to the Daily Grind.

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4:30

Josh landed on top of the roof of the Daily Grind and smiled to herself. "Just on time." She saw Mary Jane and Aunt Anna enter the premises. Josh took off her mask and changed into her civie clothes. She jumped down into a nearby alley and walked into the Daily Grind herself to meet up with the ladies. She walked over to the table that the two ladies were sitting at and smiled at them, giving a little wave as well.

"Hey! Mary Jane. Hi mind if I sit with you?" Mary looked a little confused.

"Hey aren't you...?" Josh nodded.

"Yeah it's me Josh. I just thought that I'd swing over and tell you that Ben and Peter are going to be late." Josh smiled at Anna and extended a hand to her in greeting. "Hi I'm Josh. I'm a friend of Ben's." Anna smiled and took the offered hand.

"Hello, I'm Mary's aunt Anna, please sit. Make yourself comfortable." Josh smiled and did as he was told.

"Thank you?"

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Evan changed into his normal form and knocked on Peter's door. He was pleasantly surprised that he had found the right address and that Peter was home as well. "Hello?"

"Hi Pete." Evan said with a wave. "Josh told me to come over here and accompany you and Ben to the Daily Grind. We'll be making a stop on the way to fight Mendel Stromm and a bunch of robot kids."

"Huh?" Pete said "What are you talking about?"

"Never mind."

Ben came out of the house a moment later carrying a small black beeper. "Is this it?" He asked Peter. He handed it to Peter who smiled,

"Yeah that's it. Thanks Ben."

Ben then noticed that Evan was there. "What are you doing here?" Evan shrugged.

"I dunno?" Ben shook his head and grabbed his jacket, Peter followed suit and grabbed his own. The three then left the house and began walking towards the Daily Grind.

"Y'know Pete,I can't tell you how much I admire you, your ability to survive. You've been through so much! But no matter what you get thrown at you... You bounce back! You've got a great life, a wonderful wife, a baby on the way, I really envy you, man... and I can't wait to be an uncle!"

"You left out that I've got a great 'brother' too, and it means a lot to me that you're here to be a part of it."

"Aw dude..."

"Jeez what's with all the mushy crap? Evan said with a frown. Let's just get to the Grind. I'm kind of hungry." Ben and Peter frowned at Evan and shot him a glare. "Or not." Evan said sheepishly. "Hey guess what?"

Ben and Peter looked curious. "What?" They said simultaniously.

Evan smiled. "Josh just developed Spider powers."

Ben looked confused. "I thought she already had those. What with the way she was jumping all over town and sticking to the ceiling and all."

Evan shook his head. "She only developed them last night. I gave them to her using some of the stuff down at the FF building. She even killed Venom on her first night of super heroism."

"Wait a minute. Killed Venom? Your kidding right? How would you know?" Peter asked incredulously

Evan shrugged. "Maybe because I took him to the hospital that night and watched him die the next morning. Not to mention the fact that with his last breath he transferred the Symbiote to me." Evan held up his hand and made the Venom symbiote's dark form swirl around his hand.

"Whoa! She permanently took out a major villain on her first night?" Pete asked as they passed by some condemned building.

K BLANG!

Peter and Ben's heads whipped around to the building as their Spider Senses went off.

"JEEZ!"

"LOUISE!"

Peter, Ben and Evan jumped over one of the walls and entered the building. When they all got there they were surprised to see a couple of...

"Kids?" Ben asked as he looked over to the three kids playing in the ruble. One was a dark skinned boy with short black hair he was holding a garbage can lid.

"You're no match for Thor and Captain America you stinking, slimy, sentinel!" he said to one of the other youths, who had a bucket with a large slit in the side cut out for a single eye hole.

"I will DESTROY you BOTH!" The bucket head said to the other boy and the brown haired girl with the pigtails beside him.

"HEY!" Ben and Peter said simultaneously. The kids stopped and looked over to them confused. Just as Peter was about to reprimand the kids for playing in such a dangerous place a huge bolt of electrical energy caught him off guard and struck the three children with full force. An explosion ensued and then three small carcasses lay scattered among the floor. Peter and Ben looked back at Evan who smiled.

"That's one problem solved."

Ben and Peter were shocked. They couldn't believe that anyone could be so heartless and ruthless as to kill a couple of kids for no reason. Evan hopped over to the fried carcasses and turned into Venom, he formed a claw and tore one of the children apart and held up what was left to show Peter and Ben.

Circuits, gears, and other metal parts were all that was inside the kid. "R...ROBOTS!?" Peter said unbelievably. "What's going on here?!"

Just then the wall behind them caved in and a large mechanical monstrosity burst through. "REILLY!" It screamed, as what was left of the wall fell on and covered up Ben. Peter and Evan jumped back in surprise and got ready to fight.

The giant monster stopped and stared down at the ruble. "Surely I haven't buried Spide..." Ben then jumped out from under the ruble fully clothed in Spider Man clothing.

"Nope. Just slipping into something a little more... versatile." He said as he soared over the the man in the robot armor.

The man then began to shoot at Reilly with a large oversized, machine gun. Ben was starting to have trouble dodging all the bullets, they seemed to be getting closer every time.

"Don't assume that you can evade my particle grenades indefinitely Reilly! My..." The robot man said before being cut off by Venom who jumped on his head and began tearing off pieces of mechanical hardware from off of his body.

"Hey there Stromm!" Evan said as he continued to tear pieces off. "Hope you don't mind if we eat your brains." Peter groaned. It seemed that the Venom symbiote corrupted every person it bonded with. Now Evan was talking about eating brains. He decided to put a stop to that. And jumped at Stromm. He knocked the Man back off of his feet and Mendel Stromm lay there with many cuts and scratches on his face. Peter, Evan, and Ben all stood around Stromm and frowned at him.

"What's going on here Stromm." Peter asked as he recognized the man under their feet. Ben promptly webbed as much moving mechanical parts to the ground as he could to ensure that Stromm wouldn't move.

"Yes it is I, Mendel Stromm, or as you may previously know me as, THE ROBOT MASTER!" With that Stromm pressed a button on his thumb with his forefinger. Out of the ground two robotic things flew out, they had large claws and little red eyes that were probably sensors. Peter pointed to them.

"Venom and I will take the spiky Robots you take care of Stromm." Ben nodded and then noticed that the Robot Master had gotten up and torn through the webbing.

"It's gonna be a long day!" Ben noted as he began to trade blows with Stromm.

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"Where are those two?" Mary Jane asked to no one in particular.

Josh who was sitting beside her decided to answer her anyway. "Ben and Peter probably got caught up with something along the way, if you know what I mean." Mary Jane thought about that for a second and realized that Josh was talking about that night of the goblin thing.

"Well I can't wait any longer. I need something to tide me over till they get here." Mary Jane turned to look at a waitress who was standing beside the table and smiled at her. "Could I have a bowl of that delicious chicken Gumbo, please...just for now, and some crackers?" The waitress nodded and put the pen she was holding behind her ear.

"Very well, ma'am. Coming right up!" With that she left towards the kitchen.

Josh smiled as he watched her go. It was just as she had expected. She had to play her cards right, she only had one chance at saving Mary's baby.

When the lady came back with the food, Mary nearly dove into eating it, until Josh put a hand over the bowl to stop her. "What are you...?"

"This Gumbo is drugged." Josh said in a monotone voice. He leaned in to Mary Jane and whispered in her ear. "My Spider Sense went off as soon as the lady set it down. Don't eat it. I'll dispose of it." Josh then grabbed the Gumbo, and the crackers just to be sure, and threw them in the garbage.

She then walked back over to Mary Jane and sat down beside her. "Why don't we take a walk? I know where Peter and Ben are. We can meet them instead." Mary contemplated that for a second and realized that she was just restless.

"Okay. That seems like an okay idea." The three ladies grabbed their coats, except Josh who didn't bring a coat, and headed out the door.

Back in the restaurant the waitress cursed as she watched her prey get away. Her boss would almost literally kill her if he found out that she had failed. She didn't have much choice though now. She had to let them go. She pulled out a cell phone and dialed in a number. "Sir?" She said. "I've lost them. They left the Grind and are now looking for Ben and Peter. What should I do?" She paused for a minute and just listened to what the voice on the other end told her. "Yes sir." She said and then hung up the phone.

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Evan, Ben, and Peter stood amongst the wreckage of the building they had destroyed in their fight with The Robot Master. Mendel Stromm lay in the rubble broken, bloody and bruised. His robots lay scattered all across the places and none of the Spider powered people had even a scratch on themselves.

"Y'know? That was a hell of a lot easier with more than one Spider Man." Peter said.

Ben picked up the helmet that Stromm was wearing and took off his mask. "No kidding. It's nice having Venom as one of the good guys too." Peter nodded.

"No doubt about that."

Evan smiled. "That's because I am a GREAT SUPER HERO! I AM POWER ULTIMATE! No villain can stand up against my might! Chibi!"

Peter looked confused. "Chibi?" He asked confused.

"Let's go meet up with Mary Jane now. I'm hungry, and I don't want to have to explain this mess to anyone." Peter nodded his agreement, as did Evan. Peter put his arms around Bens shoulders, Ben put his mask back on and leapt to a nearby building. Evan jumped after them in his Venom guise and the trio of Spider Men swung through the city towards the Daily Grind, Ben's place of work.

A lone figure stood in the shadows of the rubble and watched as they left. "Now this changes everything doesn't it?" He mused to himself as he pulled out a cigar and lit it before walking away.

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Josh smiled as he saw the three Spider Men jump across the roof tops. He waved to them and they saw her. They jumped down onto a nearby roof top, changed into civies, which had been picked up at Peter's place, and dropped into an alley to meet them without looking suspicious.

"How'd your days go?" Josh asked with a smile. Peter frowned.

"All right I admit you were right. I'm sorry for doubting you but you have to realize that your story sounded hokey, even to me." Josh shrugged.

"What can I say?...No really. I have no idea how to end that. Did Evan actually help out or was he just an idiot trying to eat brains?"

"Actually we kind of want to know why it is you felt the need to kill Venom?" Josh groaned.

"Because you wouldn't. Sides I thought he could take more than that. I went fairly easy on him for a big time super villain. I only had these powers for half an hour or so before I fought him. And if I just beat him up and left him to the police he'd just come after me again. Now Venom is a good guy. Why should you complain?"

"You just..." Peter started, but Ben stopped him.

"He's right Pete. No matter how we look at it, he's right. Our heroes code is kind of a flop when it comes to big league villains like Venom."

"Yeah and think about how many people would be saved from battles that now won't have to be fought. How many people have been seriously injured or even killed in your fights? I think that one villain losing his life is better than a whole bunch of civilians. Now lets go to the Daily Bugle."

"Why do you want to go to the Daily Bugle?" asked Ben.

"Cause all of the people you care about are being held hostage there by the Green Goblin. It's loaded with highly explosive Pumpkin Bombs."

"WHAT!" Peter said shocked. "We have to get over there right away!"

"You better get your old Spider Man costume Peter." Josh said sternly. "It may actually take four Spider Men to take down the Green Goblin once and for all." Ben nodded and then looked over to Mary Jane and Aunt Anna who were currently talking with Evan.

The three Spider Powered people walked over to the other three people. "Listen Aunt Anna. Ben and I have to run. Something's come up and there's no way we can get around it. Take Mary Jane home and wait there for us. K?" Peter asked the elder woman.

Anna nodded. "Okay Peter. But please hurry back." Peter nodded.

"Okay." He leaned over kissed Anna on the cheek and then Kissed Mary Jane on lips before running off with Ben, Josh and Evan.

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Peter Parker; Spider Man, Ben Reilly; Spider Man, Spider Girl and Venom, swung through the streets of New York on four weblines, people in the streets bellow looked up in awe, wonder, and confusion. This was a rare and strange sight. Two spider men, a female Spider man, and one of Spider Man's greatest villains all swinging side by side. Heading towards the Daily Bugle.

Josh spotted a Mcdonalds down below and told the others to go on without her. She pulled out a small wallet from her jacket that was a part of her costume and leapt down to the streets below. She entered the Mc Donalds and waited in line. The people that were in there didn't really notice her since it was Halloween and most people were dressed up in costume.

When Josh got to the front of the line she ordered four double Big Mac meals with super sized fries and a drink to go. She waited a few minutes for her fast food to be ready and then left, spinning a web and swinging towards the Bugle.

When she got there, Ben Peter and Evan were already done disposing of the bombs, which Josh had told them the location of. The bombs were in a brown sac and then they threw the bag as high into the air as their Spider strength could allow. The explosion ensued but was harmless considering how high they threw it.

"Who wants lunch?" Josh asked, holding up the McDonalds bags. The four Spider Men sat on the Roof of the Bugle eating their burgers while looking over at the building that was just across the street from them.

"So what happens after this Josh?" Peter asked after swallowing a mouth full of burger.

Josh shrugged and took a sip of her root beer. "I haven't a clue. Mary Jane's Baby is saved, Ben's alive, Stromm and Venom are dead, and now there's four Spider Men in New York. This changes everything. Everything that we do now is going to change the future." Ben nodded his head.

"True. Not to mention the fact that we haven't encountered Norman Osborn yet." everyone nodded. Evan looked confused.

"Does this mean that Peter's not going to become a teacher at his old school?"

Josh nodded. "Maybe. He controls whatever happens to him now. With four Spider Men the world is that much more a safer place." Just then a Pinkish blue light appeared in front of the four people. A girl replaced that energy and then began to fall towards the street below, screaming.

Josh, realizing who it was set her lunch down and leapt after her. She grabbed her around the waist and then spun out a web swinging back up to where the others were. She cradled Kasumi Tendo in her powerful arms and smiled at her. Her mask was rolled up just over her nose so her smile could be seen.

<"Josh?"> Asked the Japanese girl. Josh nodded.

<"You kind of came at a bad time honey. We're trying to take out a major super villain."> Kasumi frowned and lightly hit her husband turned wife on the shoulder.

<"This super hero thing is silly! Why do you have to wear a costume?">

<"Oh come on Kasumi. It's fun, besides I look really cool.">

Kasumi sighed. <"I can never stay mad at you."> Kasumi then leaned forward and Kissed Josh on the lips, despite the fact that he was a girl at the moment.

Just then a voice was heard from in front of them and everyone looked up to see Norman Osborn, in his Green Goblin guise, hovering in front of them on his goblin glider.

<"Uh oh that big super villain just showed up. You better use the mirror and go home Kasumi. You shouldn't be around when we start fighting this guy.">

Kasumi nodded and after josh set her down she pulled out the mirror and an onion and left in a swirl of blue and pink magical energy.

Josh turned around after Kasumi left and then was promptly grabbed by Osborn and pulled over the side of the building. He held her aloft in his arms and glared at her with hate through the eyes of the goblin. "YOU! HAVE! RUINED! EVERYTHING! You pathetic Spider Man imitation! I had him! I HAD HIM!" Josh was knocked out of the mans hands when Ben jumped over and kicked Norman in the head. Evan then jumped on him and tore of the green goblin mask.

"BRAINSSSS!!" He yelled as he started to claw Norman's face and pummel him. Peter grabbed Evan and threw him at the wall. Evan just stuck there. "Your no fun!"

Peter faced off with Norman. "It's not about them Norman it's not about The Green Goblin and Spider Man." Peter then took off his mask and glared at Norman. "It's always been about Peter Parker and Norman Osborn!!"

Just then Josh jumped in front of Peter. "Shut up with the dramatics Pete. AMAGURIKEN!" Thousands of punches reigned down on Norman's chest and ribs gave an audible cracking. Josh moved her blows up to Norman's face and it caved in from the super powered punch. Norman's goblin glider crashed into the side of the bugle and then he and it fell to the ground. To their DEATH!

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Later Peter, Ben, Josh, and Evan sat in Peter's living room. They were all sitting around the table talking while drinking soda. Except Evan who was downing Beer, after beer after beer after beer after beer after beer after beer. Peter was a little upset with how Josh dealt with Norman but he had reasoned that if he hadn't taken him out quickly than he would've killed Ben.

"So what do you think? Think this city can stand to have four Spider Men?" Josh asked. Pete nodded.

"I think so. But I also think that Spider Girl should be a little less ruthless."

"You YoU kIllErr I'mmm agoonaeat braaaiiinssss!" Evan threw in there. Everyone looked at him stupidly and then he passed out.

Josh shrugged. "Relax I hated Norman Osborn. I don't like his hair. As the great Deadpool once said. And I quote, 'God that HAIR!'" Ben shook his head.

"Waitaminute. The GREAT Deadpool!?!" Josh shrugged again and leaned back in her chair.

"It's another one of those extremely long stories." Ben and Peter nodded their heads in understanding.

Mary Jane then came in with a tray of cookies. "Who want's a cookie?" She asked as she set the tray onto the table.

Evan's body rose from the floor like dracula and he took a handful of cookies and shoved them in his mouth. He then passed out from the alcohol he had consumed again.

"Think we should form a team?" Josh asked. "I mean you know what they say two heads are better than one." Ben smiled and pointed at her.

"But isn't three a crowd?"

Josh frowned. "Tell that to the X-Men." Peter Laughed and then the rest of the people in the room joined in. Except Evan who was...asleep.

"Sure why not? You already know a fair amount of what'll happen in the future. We could use that. Maybe you could teach me that Amakapow thingy." asked Ben.

Josh frowned. "Are you KIDDING me!?! I've only got six months to stay here in this universe. That technique takes years to learn!"

"How long did it take you to learn it?" Peter asked the teenage girl.

"A week but that's not the point. I'm not normal!"

"Who here is?" Ben asked then laughed. No one joined in. He stopped. He looked nervous he played with the buttons on his shirt. "Stop looking at me like that." he said.

Josh took one last guzzle of root beer and waved to them. "Well I gotta go guys. I gotta go tell desiree that I'm Ben's girlfriend and that I'm carrying his love child." Ben stood up and glared at her.

"YOU WOULDN'T!" He yelled. Josh smiled and then ran out the door. Ben ran after her. "GET BACK HERE YOU PUNK ASSED KID!!"Mary Jane smiled as she watched her husband's cousin and his new friend run out the door. She was about to go back into the kitchen and Peter followed her. She suddenly looked pale and then jerked forward a bit.

"Mary Jane? What's wrong?" asked Peter. She looked up at him with worried yet surprisingly happy tear filled eyes.

"My water broke."

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Author's notes: {Ha Ha HA! I sure know how to screw things up! I put the entire revelations thing and shortened it down to a 13 page chapter. Evan's got the symbiote, Norman's dead, Venom's dead, I've got Spider Powers, Mary Jane's is actually going to have the baby, OR IS SHE!!!!? <("<) Kirby is so fly.(>")> I've only been here for two days and I've screwed the universe up as much as humanly possible. Kewl eh. Normally I'm against killing but hey these are evil super villains that kill lots of INOCENT people and come back from the dead more times than you can count. So it's really not that big a deal. In the next chapter I get a job, Evan gets a job, and Mysterio doesn't like people with jobs. Or at least he doesn't like there being more than one Spider Man. That's all from me. CHOW! Biyatch!}

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(I'VE GOT THE POWER!!!! Or something. Well I'm drunk again, yes I will be getting a job! BY GOD NO!!!! So yeah, bygodno indeed. Um... What can I say that hasn't been said or would give away the ploty thing in the next chap?... Um... I could say... WHICKITY!!! and that's that. Yeah, so I'm done for now. TA!!)

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