Self Insertion

Chapter 22

Will you take the red pill? Or the bunny? Look at the bunny.

Evan, Josh and JD appeared in the middle of a common looking street, filled with common looking people. "What the hell is going on?" Evan asked, he then approached a passing old man. "What year is it!?!" The old man looked at the younger man and shook his head. "1999." He replied.

""Gentlemen. We have gone back in time. The time machine I built in the sixties has brought us back to the time of wonders, 1999, If only I had realized that I could experience 1999 by not working on my machine and going outside then I wouldn't have to be working on a machine I had planned to bring me back to 1999 in 1960 through 1965 and then later during 1999 when I attempted to use it and it broke down my 1999 machine could not bring me to the time I was currently in and I needed to get there so desperately that I didn't go outside to experience the year I had wanted to visit on the year that it currently was and now currently is and I want to thank you for being my adoring fans." Evan breathed deeply and finish. "Thank you, and goodnight."

Josh scratched his head. "What?"

Evan shrugged. "It's 1999... or so says that old man who was walking down the street singing do wa diddy diddy dum diddy doo." Evan moved his fingers back and forth as he sang without feeling that classic tune.

"And..."

"I dunno? You think I have some sort of device that can tell us exactly which universe we are in!?!"

Josh nodded.

"Good instincts." Evan then pulled out said machine and checked it. "I can't read it. For some reason there is static... X..." Evan laughed at his own bad joke.

Josh punched him in the gut.

"You suck Josh." Evan groaned as he regained his wind.

JD just watched. "Ok, so how do we figure out where we are?"

Evan shrugged. "We could call out random anime and movie titles till somebody clues in." He suggested.

So they did. After about an hour of screaming movie and anime names a strange bald black man walked up to them. Evan screamed out. "MATRIX!!!" The black man ducked for cover and grabbed onto JD.

"Shut your friend up. He is drawing attention to you. Attention you don't want. I know that you are not from here, and so do they. I'm going to bring you to a safe house and you are going to tell me how you got here." He said, holding a Ingram to JD's head.

Evan turned and saw the bald black dude in the trench coat. "Morpheus... I see I struck a chord when I screamed Matrix."

Morpheus recoiled. "How do you know my name!?"

Evan smiled and shook his finger. "Now _that_ is a secret."

Morpheus turned the Ingram onto Evan. "Follow me." Evan shrugged.

"Ok... but I'll take the Red Pill."

"What? How did you know about the pills!?"

Evan smiled again. "Secret."

JD edged away from the crazy man with the gun and Josh just watched intently.

"Umm Mr. Morpheus? Sir? I believe what my friend is trying to say is that we know everything." Josh said.

"That is not possible." He said.

"Well why the hell not!?!" JD spouted. He then shrank back in shame. "I'm sorry."\

Josh smiled. "We're from another..."

WHAP!! Evan put his hand over Joshes mouth... who just frowned with his eyes. "What he's trying to say." Evan began smiling to cover up Josh. "Is that..."

"We're agents!" JD said!

"SHUT UP DICK!!!"

Morpheus pulled out a few guns and pointed them at the trio, panning back and forth. Evan smiled and flared his chi. "Look, Morphine... We have a tight schedule that I control and can bend to my will and we really don't have a schedule and I'm contradicting myself so that Josh can do something to diffuse the situation before I kill you and I really don't want to..." Josh interrupted him.

There was a sudden ring of a telephone. JD smiled. "I'll get it." Morpheus didn't seem to notice as the teen grabbed the payphone receiver and then disappeared.

"Oh shit!" Josh and Evan said.

"That means they must have our bodies on board their ship... or something really strange is going on... Maybe it's the whole mirror thing but with phones... but different and cool... but I wanted to go into a mirror!" Evan then walked over to the payphone and cheerfully exclaimed. "I'm next!"

Josh then shot the phone with a chi bolt, destroying it. "That's probably not a good idea."

"AAAAAAHHH!" Evan wailed. "YOU FUCKER!!!"

Josh then punched him in the face rendering him unconscious. "Ahhhh that'll stop the ranting at least." He then sighed. "And I hoped that he'd gotten over that habit."

Morpheus turned his attention away from the two... uh morons and listened intently to Tank over the cell phone . "Sir we've got another person awoken in sector zero five niner. It just showed up randomly on our sensors... should we find it?"

"Yes. He'll be very weak and won't be able to fight in that condition. I want to have a word with him, open up another line and direct me to it, I'll be there in a bit." Morpheus said. Tank nodded in the real life of that universe and punched in the coordinates. Morpheus then slipped away.

Josh followed via web-line, Morpheus had NO idea that he was being followed.

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Josh Devan awoke with a start, fully submersed in a sickly thick orange liquid. He quickly shot upright and gasped for breath, realizing that it hurt to breath, and move, and see! His vision was painfully blurred due to the fact that this was the first time that he'd ever used them in his life. Or at least he'd never used them in this life. Just then a bright white light shone on him and he cringed back in fear of the unknown thing before him. He stumbled back in the thing and grabbed onto the side, of the tub thing he was in, his wings and naked body brushing up against the several odd wires that had been popped off of him once he awoke.

The floor of the tub he was in suddenly opened up and all the liquid drained out. JD struggled to hold onto the side but was saved from the strenuous task when a few pair of arms hoisted him onto a flat mettle surface. JD's senses shut down just after a voice was heard above his sprawled naked form. "What are you?" it said just before he blacked out.

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JD awoke later on in a haze. There was very dim lights on around him and he squinted to let his eyes adjust. "My eyes hurt so much." He said. Putting up a hand to shield them some more.

"That's because you've never used them before." Came a deep voice from nearby. Josh scrambled back a little bit and his eyes finally started to adjust and he could see that it was an African American man sitting on a chair nearby.

"Morpheus?" He asked. "What's going on? I blacked out after I answered the phone and then..." Realization clued in on JD and he smiled. "I just woke up in my real body right?" He said.

"Yes." Morpheus said. "Though one thing about you has seriously roused my curiosity." He said leaning forward.

JD's eyes were now fully adjusted to his new body and surroundings. "What? I'm not the one... Neo is... why are you interested in me?"

Morpheus paused and then stood up. "You knew what the matrix was... when you answered the phone you awoke in your real body. What intrigued me when we picked you up... was that you had wings." Morpheus stared intently at JD looking for a reaction.

"Yeah so?" JD looked at his back and noticed that the wings were still there as usual. "I've had these for a while now."

"What?" Morpheus said. Surprised at the boys nonchalant reaction to such an odd and unnatural deformity.

"Holy CRAP!!" JD stated. "I lost, like, ALL my body fat!" JD felt around his lightly clothed body and smiled he entire time. "Take that ab master!" He stated as he stood up.

He fell down just as quickly, but Morpheus caught him. "Careful... You've never used your legs before either. They're quite weak, you'll need to build up your strength a bit before you can walk."

Josh just nodded, chuckling to himself about the wonderful perks of being in the Matrix universe.

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Josh frowned as he set Evan down roughly on the floor of the room they were currently in. He just stared at the phone that was hanging off the hook beeping. This had been the phone that Morpheus had answered earlier on, taking him out of the matrix. "This doesn't make a whole lot of sense." Josh mused as he hung up the phone. "We're flesh and blood human beings yet we are existing in a existing somehow in a computer program."

Josh looked down at Evan and frowned. "This can't be a good thing for you Evan... you're mostly machine now because of the growing number of nanites in your body." Josh sat down on a nearby chair and frowned. "I just hope JD got out okay."

A little old woman poked her head up from behind a nearby couch. "Are you here to rob me?" She asked fearful of the two menacing looking men.

Josh smiled and shook his head. "I'm sorry ma'am no. I didn't mean to startle you any. I'll leave in just a moment... Do you have anything to eat?"

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Josh and Evan frowned as they walked down the streets of the Matrix in the large city. "So..." Evan began... "Can we kill people?" He asked.

"No..." Josh said. "We'll have to put off a comical massacre of digital people until after we've found JD. I figure that the best way to do this would be to find Neo and then eventually Morpheus will come for him."

"How do we know he hasn't already found Neo."

"I was watching him while he was talking on the phone with Tank. They'd found JD miraculously, and if he'd found Neo he'd be with him right now." Josh reasoned.

Evan just looked at a vendor stupidly. "It's really tempting to turn into an Eva right now and squeesh that crowd of people over there." He said, pointing at a crowd of business men and women walking to and fro. {Heh, fro.}

"Be strong dipshit." Josh said. "I figure, we find Neo, we become friends with Neo, we help Neo, we find Morpheus, Morpheus helps us get out of the matrix, we get Josh, we go to more stable universe." Josh smiled. "It's as simple a one two and three."

"That's a lot of steps." Evan mused. Couldn't we just find some agents, kill them, and then kill everything else we see?"

Josh looked at him like he was a complete idiot. "We could, and it'd be fun, but.......then........shut up, my plans better."

"Yeah but..."

"MY PLAN!!!"

Evan frowned. A tear welled up in his eye and he sniffed. "You... You're mean!"

Josh shrugged and continued to walk at his fast pace. A car splashed him as it ran over a puddle and Josh frowned as he turned into his girl form. Josh was used to it by now and didn't mind his feminine form in the least any more. She was just pissed off because she was wet. "Oh you gonna die bitch!" She said before shooting up a web-line at a nearby building and chasing after the car through the city. She landed on the car and then punched through the roof, killing the driver with her fist, killing him instantly and sending the car careening towards some other vehicles, starting a pile up.

Josh got out of sight and joined Evan walking a moment later, wiping the blood off of her hand with a towel she stole off an old lady. "I thought you said..."

"She started it." Josh said. "Now lets go steal a house to live in until we find Morpheus." She said calmly.

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John Anderson frowned as he sat in his cubicle at work, he had just been reprimanded by his boss about being late for work. The boss thought it was because he was a rebellious man who had no regard for work... in a way this was true, but the truth in this instance was that he had a really rough night the other day. He was contacted by a woman the other night and warned... it confused him yet intrigued him far more at the same time... she was affiliated with the rebellious and mysterious hacker Morpheus, the man whom he'd been searching for, for a long time.

Just then in the middle of his thoughts there was a break in the monotony in the form of his cellular phone ringing. He picked it up and answered it. "Hello?" He said suspiciously, not knowing who would possibly be calling him during work.

Just then, before the person on the other line could answer somebody snatched the phone from him, and crushed it in her hand as though it were nothing more than a candy bar wrapper. "That call was not important." The girl said. She was blonde and looked to be about twenty years old or so and was very beautiful without even trying to be so. She wore a long leather trench coat, and a kevlar vest that had very intricately designed buckles. "You're in danger." She said.

"Who the hell are you?" John asked. "Why did you just break my damn cell phone?"

Josh pointed a gun at him which she pulled out from beneath her coat. "Do not get up out of your chair Neo." John put his hands up slightly to signal defeat and submission in exchange for his life, which he was sure she would take if he did not do as she said.

"What do you want?" John asked. "How do you know that name?"

"I know the name because I know more about you than even you do. As for your first question... I want you to come with me." Josh then grabbed Neo with one hand and then instant transmissioned to the roof of the building.

Neo fell to the ground and noticed that they had just suddenly appeared on the roof. "Wh... What did you just do?" He asked fearful of the strange girl's power.

"I've just delivered you into the hands of the man you've been looking for, for as long as you've been a hacker." She responded. Neo then looked over his shoulder and noticed the man known as Morpheus standing a few yards away. He was exactly as he had seen on the net, a long black leather cloak, and sun glasses with reflective lenses and no arms to hook onto his ears.

"Hello Neo." He started as he walked forward. "I was afraid that an agent had gotten to you when our line was broken. Instead you appear out of thin air right where I wanted you. This mysterious woman is certainly a welcome enigma."

"Morpheus?" Neo stated as if not believing what was currently going on. "Who... What the hell just happened?"

Josh smiled. "Morpheus... you currently have a friend of mine on your ship, the Nebuchadnezzar. His name is JD." She said.

"Ahh." Morpheus started. "The strange young man with the wings. I don't recall ever seeing you with him in our first meeting in the matrix."

"I was there... right under your nose...though I take many forms. Actually I only take two." Josh said. She then regained her composure and smiled. "Me and my friend want out of the Matrix, though not in the way you would imagine. I want through the phone and then be immediately picked up by the Nebuchadnezzar. Once through we will bother you no longer."

"Why not help us against the machines?" Morpheus asked. "From what I've seen from you, you have great control over the manipulation of the matrix. You're causing glitches and starting viruses just by being here."

"Cool." Josh said.

"HEY!" Neo said, gaining the two people's attention. "Can SOMEBODY tell me WHAT is going ON HERE!?"

Morpheus smiled.

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Evan had left where ever the hell he had been to go get rather pasted. He had created a large hole in the pavement where he had once been and guessed that Josh had thrown or punched him from a height that was quite high. "Hmm... Josh is right I am more machine now. I can barely feel the large gashes on my forehead and legs... Oops, nanites healed them. No more complaining about them." Evan powered up to Super Saiyan for reasons unknown even to him and walked around making people fly across the street due to his massive aura. "heh. Chaos is cool." A few men dressed in brown suits started to move through the tossed about crowd and confronted Evan.

"That is the guy causing the glitches. Fire at will." One of them said in complete monotone.

Evan looked at the Agents and laughed. They fired a clip each, all of the bullets disappearing into his aura. Evan smiled oddly and drew forth a Sherman tank from nowhere and hopped in. He ran the agents over who couldn't run fast enough due to the hyper space boosters Evan had magically attached to his tank. Evan was really, really shaken up when he stopped the tank, picked it up in one hand and made it disappear, much to the amazement of the survivors of his senseless attack. (What other type of attack do I have?) "Whoa, that was a hardcore ride! I must recommend it!" Evan spotted a few people turning into Agents and swiftly flew up to the top of a nearby building He smiled down on them and the Agents rushed into the building. Evan skipped around and did a small Jig before transforming into an Eva and destroying all life inside of the building. "DEATH TO THE AGENTS!!!" Eva Evan screamed, his mouth restraints breaking off. Evan spotted more transforming Agents and picked them up along with a small portion of a large crowd. "GERMAN SUPLEX!!!" He screamed as he fell backwards onto another building, destroying all life inside.

Just then, Eva Josh rushed to the scene. "Evan!! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING!?!"

Evan looked at the blood and guts covering his hands and shrugged. "I dunno. Killing agents. And a lot of 'possible agents' or potential killers if you will."

Josh glared at him hardcore. "Evan turn back into human form!" Evan did so and then Josh grabbed him and instant transmissioned to where Morpheus and Neo were waiting for A-poc, switch, and Trinity underneath a bridge. Morpheus's phone rang. He picked it up and listened for a bit.

"Ok..... Really? Whoa...." Morpheus hung up his cell phone and slipped it into his trench coat. He turned to Josh. "Your friend has caused a minor power failure in the matrix and some portions of this city may shut down. What was he doing when you found him?"

Josh shrugged. "Ask him yourself."

Morpheus turned to Evan, who had summoned a miniature X-wing and TIE fighter and had them firing working laser and torpedoes at each other. "Huh... oh. I was just protecting the innocent and shit."

Josh kicked Evan in the ribs because the nuts were covered. "The truth Evan."

Evan smiled and created a magical barrier between himself and Josh. "I'm telling the truth. Nobody is innocent in my eyes."

Josh glared at Evan and turned back to Morpheus. "Basically he turned into a giant robot and massacred as many Agents and people as he possibly could."

Evan nodded silently.

Josh continued. "Normally I'd join him but I need to get out of the matrix... and so does he... I've told him already not to do shit like this right now... but as you can see he's an ass hole."

Morpheus just nodded and stared at Josh in awe at his story.

Evan un-summoned the two ships and looked at Morpheus. "I'm a machine."

Morpheus looked at Evan and then Josh. Josh nodded. "He is actually a machine. Mostly. He had nanites implanted in him and they have created enough of themselves that he probably doesn't even need his blood to live."

Evan smiled. "But I love my blood!! Ahh... the good old days." Evan slipped into a memory for a second.

Josh shook his head. "Yeah, when you were a Vampire and massacred people so you could eat them!"

Evan smiled. "I killed a lot of people... I've still got my Vampiric urges to kill you know."

Josh shook his head slowly. "Yeah, he's a sick piece of shit because of it."

Morpheus nodded. "I'm seeing that." Evan then started to hum a happy tune and then the car showed up containing the rest of the Matrix 'clique'.

The group all piled into the car and they drove off to the safe house.

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Morpheus held out two pills to both Evan and Josh, both of them red. "Take them. You probably know this whole speech." The pair nodded and swallowed the pills and then walked calmly to a mirror. Josh touched it first and after he had been pulled though Evan did. They woke up in pods side by side. Evan looked groggily at Josh who was feeling rather disorientated. Evan's nanites kept him from feeling the effects of the transference of realities.

Kasumi entered the Matrix reality using the Nanban mirror and noticed Josh and Evan disappearing. "What's going on?" She asked startling everyone there.

Morpheus was sitting in the chair with a red pill and a blue pill held out before Neo. "They took the red pill and departed to the real world." He said. Kasumi extended a symbiote strand and grabbed the red pill that he was holding. She then waited and was a little confused when A-poc hooked up some wires to her. She then touched the mirror out of curiosity and left the Matrix.

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"DAMN IT!!" Josh screamed in pain as a machine ripped the plug from the back of his head.

Evan pulled his out with little more than a grimace. "What? Does it hurt Josh-chan? Or should I say Joshikins whilst thou art in a weakened state?"

Josh flared his aura and his muscles started to rebuild as he subconsciously activated the Kaio Ken technique. Evan smiled and activated his magical field. "No touchy."

Josh just shrugged and zoomed towards the Nebuchanezzar which was over in the distance. Josh opened up the hatch and entered. Evan had to wait.

Kasumi awoke in the same groggy state as Neo did they were a little ways away so the ship had to do a little driving. They picked up Neo and Kasumi in a short period of time.

Evan wandered aimlessly as usual until he found the place of eating. His stomach grumbled as he had been fed through some weird ass AI feeding machine thingy. He shrugged and wandered some more until he found JD who was eating slop.

"EVAN!? WHOA DUDE!! BOH GOB!!!" JD screamed as he took a break from his slop.

Evan looked his friend over. "Dude... your all thin and shit. What happened there?"

JD shrugged. "I dunno." JD then took a slurp of his ... warm, pasty ,clear, white cream, which looked like tapioca soaked in Man juice. "I just woke up from the Matrix with no body fat."

"And wings." Cypher added.

Josh growled and jumped over the table bludgeoning Cypher with his fists. "That's it! I'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR AN EXCUSE!!!" Cypher's corpse was unrecognizable.

They all pulled out weapons of the knife variety from under their shirts and pointed them at Josh. "HEY!!" Trinity said.

Josh just sat down and ate his...yeah. "Oh settle down everybody." Josh said. "Cypher was just going to kill Switch, Dozer, Apoc, and Mouse anyway."

"What?" Morpheus added.

Josh rolled his eyes and shrugged. "Actually Mouse was going to die by Agents. But nonetheless."

"Could have saved some for me!" Evan pouted.

The Matrix clique looked at each other seeming skeptical. "How can we trust you?"

Evan smiled. "He killed the killer... but that leaves an empty space in this crazy ship." Josh glared at Evan.

"No Evan." Evan looked sad.

"Please?" He pleaded.

"No." said JD whoa hasn't said much.

Josh turned and nodded to JD. He turned back around and all of the people Cypher would have killed lay crippled on the floor with random bits of utensils sticking from all areas of their bodies. They weren't dead though. "Wasn't me." Evan said looking innocent.

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A long time later (aka a heinous skip) Josh, Evan, and the Matrix clique walked into an abandoned building for some odd reason... or rescue Morpheus, which ever makes the most sense to you. Morpheus had been captured and I am repeating myself for no reason other than to humor you. Josh and Evan entered first through the metal detector. Josh passed through easily whilst Evan's nanites sent the thing into a freaking fit. "WHAT!! CAN'T A GUY HAVE LOWER MECHANICAL LIFE FORMS IN HIS BODY AND NOT HAVE A METAL DETECTOR MAKE HIS DAY FEEL BLURRY AND WEIRD!?!" Josh then killed all the guards while Evan held the enthralled at his stupid comment.

The Matrix clique passed into the building easily... aka Neo and Trinity because the rest were all crippled and had random utensils sticking from their bodies back in the real world. "I want to be a reeeeaaaall boy." Evan said in a stupid high pitched voice.

Neo and Trinity glared at him evilly then turned to Josh. "What the hell is your friend doing?"

Josh shrugged and continued to head into the elevator.

Evan followed suit. Neo and Trinity followed as well and Evan stopped in front of them and did a really gay jig... then continued into the elevator. They set the bomb and went up to the roof. When they entered the elevator Evan was jigging again. Neo and Trinity frowned. "Why is he doing that."

Josh looked sympathetic. "Try to ignore him, his stupidity tends to be contagious."

Evan smiled wider than he should be physically able to and jigged faster than Neo and Trinity could follow. Josh yanked the computer keyboard from Evan. {on with the story} Josh, Neo, and Trinity ran towards all the swat team peeps on the roof and killed them all in a cool Matrix style. Evan jigged on the corpses.

Just then an Agent appeared and Neo shot a bunch of times at him till he was out of ammo. The Agent dodged every bullet and then pointed his own gun at him. Neo dropped his empty guns. "TRINITY!!" He yelled. "HELP!" The Agent then took a shot at him, the scene went into slow motion and he fell back dodging the bullet.

Before the Agent could take another shot Josh was on him like a Chinese man to a bag of rice. Josh beat him to bloody pulp using Spider Saiyan amaguriken. He then stood above the corpse which turned back into a normal SWAT person. Josh smirked. "Heh, poo on you."

Josh then pooed on him.

Trinity looked on in disgust. "What is wrong with these people?" she muttered out loud.

Evan jigged on the poo. "It's only digital poo!" He said to Neo, who just walked away. "THERE IS NO POO NEO!!! THERE IS _NO_ _POO_!!!"

Neo continued to walk to the helicopter. He grabbed his cell phone and dial Tank up. "Tank there is a Helicopter and I need to pilot it."

"THERE IS NO HELICOPTER NEO!!!!THERE IS _NO_ _HELICOPTER_!!!" Evan screamed as he jigged on top of the chopper.

Josh instant transmissioned, punched Evan, grabbed Evan, and then Instant Transmissioned away. Trinity and Neo went away.

In an interrogation room. Josh and Evan appeared. Morpheus was sitting in a chair being talked to by an Agent. Josh ripped the agent's head off and grabbed Morpheus. He then instant transmissioned to a random apartment. Josh opened up a cell phone and smiled. "Tank I need an exit." He said. Josh, Evan and Morpheus then went to where they needed to go. There was another old lady where they appeared and she destroyed the phone once they all disappeared out of fear.

Josh, Morpheus, and Evan waited on the Nebuchanezzar for Trinity and Neo, who would probably go through the usual crap. Josh smiled. "Those squidieeees should be coming around about now."

BOOP BOOP BOOP!

"Oh no!" Tank said.

"Squidies!" Morpheus seconded.

Evan forced his nanites to get a sample of his mutant gene that Apocalypse had placed in him and created a small needle. He handed this to Josh and said. "They are going to use the EMP and I'm going to die hardcore. I'm prepping my soul to be able to transfer into another person in the next universe and then inject that needle thingie into me. That way I can figure out what power Apocalypse tried to give me... I haven't needed it."

Josh nodded and put the needle into a pocket... universe... cause he has had sex with an Anime character and deems that he is worthy of one.

The squidies came along and Morpheus was forced to hit the EMP, Neo lived, Trinity Lived and Evan died after opening the portal to the next Universe. Kasumi, JD, and Josh entered the portal carrying Evan's spasming corpse with them.

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Author's notes: {Oh that was a surprise ending now wasn't it!?!? Bet you never thought We'd have Evan killed did yah!? Yeah well Evan farted so I'll leave the rest of the author's notes up to him. I'm out of here}

(It is sad but true. I am a stinky bastard. Anywho I'm good and dead. SO yeah... um that covers it for me... read my other story in the hosted section... the undead protocols... umm... the smell is dissipating... )

[Hi I could be Josh Devan and I didn't even write any of this chapter. In fact I wasn't even here!! WOW I'm A BASTARD!!]

(Does anybody remember Paul? Yeah... He didn't write enough so Rain kicked his half Namekian ass. I sense some deja vu If JD doesn't get his act together.)

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Josh Devan: seifer2@hotmail.com

Next chapter: WE WILL WRITE A STORY ABOUT US GOING INTO A NEW UNIVERSE!!!! THAT'S A CHANGe FROM THE EveRYDAY!!!

{Alcohol's kicking in eh Evan?}

(Isss sOosoOOO WAStredddd!!! BOH GOB!!)

TBC