Self Insertion
Chapter 29
It’s Ranma
Evan grimaced as a police cruiser pulled up just outside of his newly acquired shop. Evan checked his merchandise and put all the illegal weaponry in reach under the counter, hoping that the officer was not very knowledgeable about gun laws. He also slipped a clip into a Desert Eagle and put that at the front of the pile in case the need arose. The officer entered the store and looked around, feigning interest until he reached the counter where Evan stood.
“Excuse me sir,” the officer began. “Do you know anything about the killing that occurred just outside of your store?”
Evan shook his head no and smiled. “Officer, this is a gun store, I can’t keep track of the amount of killings that happen outside.”
The officer blinked. “But this happened not five feet outside of your store.” He said, sounding moderately shocked.
Evan shrugged. “I just got in for work like three minutes ago, It must have happened before my shift.” Evan said, lying through his teeth.
The officer nodded, seeming to buy the bullshit. “Have you seen your boss?”
Evan forced back a laugh. “No...”
The officer looked grim. “Well, he is one of the two people who died just outside of the store.”
The teen behind the counter looked shocked. “WHAT!! MY BOSS DIED!!! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO!?!”
The officer reached over the counter and patted Evan on the shoulder lightly. “It’s OK son.” He said with a bit of sympathy in his voice, until he noticed the rocket launcher on the other side of the counter. He drew back slowly and put a hand on his holster, unbuttoning it slowly. “Son, do you know that there is a rocket launcher not three inches from your left foot?”
Evan nodded.
“Just checking... can you step out from behind the counter?” The officer asked slowly.
Evan nodded again, grasping the handle of the Desert Eagle as he went. As he rounded the corner he flicked it up at hip height and fired once, blowing the officer’s hand ten feet from his body. The officer screamed in pain and dropped to the floor clutching his stump. “Now then.” Evan said with a calm voice. “Do you know what gang related crime is?” The officer didn’t respond but instead went for his radio, which was attached to his chest. Evan adjusted the gun slightly and fired again, taking off the man’s other hand. “Please, no more trouble for the day. Sure you can’t jerk it anymore, but do you really want to die?”
The officer shook his head no and pushed his stubs together in a sad attempt to stop the bleeding. “You’ll pay for this.” The bloody cop said with surprising strength in his voice.
Evan shook his head and fired once more. He then began to hum as he gathered up the bits of cop from the floor and disposed of them in the garbage dumpster in the alley beside the store. “Fucking cops, can’t just let illegal weapon dealings go on uninhibited.” Evan continued to hum as he broke out the mop.
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JD landed lightly on the steps of the first catholic church that he saw in his flight through Tokyo. He then quickly entered the church in a frantic pace. He quickly spotted the confessional booth and entered, folding his wings so that he could fit in. “Bless her father for my daughter has sinned.” He said.
“I’m sorry... but... what are you?” The priest said as he looked through the screen thing. “You don’t exactly look human. That and how could your daughter have sinned? She looks like she was just born.”
JD sighed. “Well it’s a little complicated... and yes she was just born. She called herself blue thunder... that’s what her father used to call himself. I hate him but he raped me... bless her or something... I don’t want her turning out like him.”
The priest looked confused. “Okay I’m really confused.”
JD groaned. “You have no idea.”
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Soun smiled. “Now then son... would you mind telling us why it is you are here?”
Josh smiled slightly, looking over at Kasumi. “To be with Kasumi.”
Nabiki, who was sitting right beside Josh smiled at him. “Why are you interested in Kasumi? As far as I can tell she’s never met you.”
“She hasn’t...” Josh started. “But I’ve met her... I’m married to her.”
Everyone gasped. “WHAT!?!” They all yelled simultaniously.
“Oh my!”Kasumi said. “I think I would have remembered getting married to you.”
Josh shook his head. “Well it’s like... I’m from another dimension, then I was here, I married you and we both went through more dimensions... then God rewound time and space, and now I’m back here before we met.” Nabiki , Soun, and Kasumi blink blinked at The blonde westerner. Josh sighed. “I know it’s hard to believe but you’ve got to! Here.” Josh then pulled out a folded up piece of paper and placed it on the table that they were all sitting around.
Nabiki paused, picked up the paper, and unfolded it. “This is a marriage contract with Josh and Kasumi’s names on it.”
Kasumi grabbed the paper from her sister and looked it over. She then gasped. “That’s... that’s my handwriting!”
Soun began to cry. “WAAAAH!!! My baby girl got married and didn’t tell me.”
Josh lowered his head. “I’m sorry to spring this on you all I just had no idea that I was thrown to a point where I hadn’t even met Kasumi.”
Nabiki looked over Kasumi’s shoulder at the paper. “Wow... this is authentic... it’s binding too.”
Josh sighed again and grabbed the marriage contract. “Actually..” he said as he ripped it up. “I guess it’s not... marriage is till death do us part... before God made the big change Kasumi died, so it’s void now I guess.”
Soun kept bawling. “WAAAAH!! My baby’s dead!!”
“I’m right here Daddy.” Kasumi said.
Nabiki looked curious. “Died? How did she die?”
Josh sighed as he glanced at his, once, wife. “When I married her I wanted nothing more than to stay in this universe. I was kidnapped by accident and thrown through a journey through the different universes. Kasumi later followed, but then we arrived in a new universe right in the middle of a feudal war. She was immediately impaled by an arrow and died.”
Nabiki frowned, having expected a grand battle and a tragic love story, “How anti climatic.”
Kasumi, who was very uncomfortable under the gaze of Josh’s loving eyes, decided to change the subject somewhat slightly. “So... Josh... where are you currently living in Tokyo?”
Josh looked suddenly sad. “I’ve got... no... home. Everything I own is on me right now.”
Kasumi put one of her hands to her mouth in shock. “Oh you poor thing! That’s awful!”
Nabiki looked towards her dad with a slight smirk. “Daddy. Why don’t we let Josh stay here for a few weeks until he gets grounded?” She offered.
Josh smiled. “Nabiki? That’s so kind of you...”Josh said before shooting a, ‘I know what you’re up to’ look. He then turned back to Soun. “Da...Mr. Tendo, I’d be glad to help out around the house if you let me stay. I’ll even get a job to help pay for expenses.”
Soun looked thoughtful as he pondered the idea over in his mind. He then smiled. “I don’t see the problem with that. If you plan on pulling your own weight around .” Nabiki and Josh smiled.
Just then there was a sound at the door. Soun looked over his shoulder to the front halls general direction. “I wonder who...? Oh NO! I completely forgot!!” Soun then got up rushing towards the door.
Nabiki got up as well. “That must be Ranma!” Kasumi got up as well but didn’t follow the rest of her Family in their hurried pace to see their other guests.
Josh looked confused. “That’s funny it’s as though...” Josh’s eyes then widened in realization. *We’ve been sent back all the way to the beginning of the Ranma ½ series.*
Just then Josh got to his feet as he heard a scream from the front hall, where Nabiki and Soun had disappeared, and then the pair was seen rushing back into the house. Following them was a large panda walking upright with a short teenaged girl with bright red hair slung over it’s shoulder. “PUT ME DOWN POP!! YOU’RE SCARIN THE PANTS OFFA THEM!!”
Josh got up and walked to wards the panda with a big smirk on his face. The large panda set the girl down onto the floor just as he arrived. The girl had her head bowed with a shy blush upon her face as she looked around at the other occupants of the house. Josh held out his hand towards the much smaller girl and smiled kindly at her. “Hello Ranma!”
Soun then jumped up to a standing position, the mention of Ranma’s name making him forget the panda standing directly in front of him. Soun grabbed Ranma by the shoulders and held him at arms length. “Ranma my boy! Finally you’ve come!”
Soun then pulled Ranma into a hug and then immediately held him back out again, looking at his chest which seemed to be sporting a pair of breasts.
Nabiki came up beside ranma and lightly grabbed one of her breasts, fondling it for a moment before turning to her father. “Ranma’s not a boy! She’s a girl!”
Soun stepped back in shock. “A G... A G. A G...” The Tendo patriarch’s eyes then rolled back into his head and he passed out. Josh managed to catch him in mid fall though since he was behind the man.
Josh chuckled. “Heh heh. Anyone else see that coming?” He got nothing but blank stares from all surrounding parties and sighed. “Okay I’ll shut up now.”
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Evan locked up the shop for the night, still carrying the Desert Eagle that was used to kill the cop. He smiled as he patted the gun that was tucked into the back of his pants. *Back to that Arcade. * He then commenced in walking back to the arcade.
Not ten minutes into his walk two police cruisers pulled up in front of him. The officers stepped out, two of them wielding pistols the other two bringing shotguns to bear. Evan blink blinked. “What the fuck is going on?”
One of the officers with the shotguns spoke up as the others kept their weapons trained. “Mister, we have a warrant for your arrest concerning the death of an officer and another man as well as a young girl. Disarm yourself and turn around peacefully or we will have to use force.”
Evan’s smile turned to a smirk as he reached behind him for the magnum, slowly to make it seem like he was going along with the officer’s request. He then dashed to the right and took cover behind a dumpster as bullets and shotgun pellets ricocheted off the steel Evan was using as cover. He jutted his arm out from behind the dumpster and fired twice, the first shot missing the officers completely and the other impacting with the shoulder of one of the shotgun holders. The bullets continued from the officers while the wounded one slumped down and administered to his gushing shoulder. Evan heard a quick pause of shots and stuck his arm out again, unleashing another two shots flattening the tires of one of the cop cars and shooting the already wounded cop in the knee dropping him completely to the ground screaming in pain. The bullets from the cops continued for a minute before stopping again, giving Evan another window of opportunity to unload his weapon, he quickly ran out of bullets in his first clip as the officers cowered behind car doors while refilling shotguns and slapping new clips into pistols. This time he hit a different cop blowing his left knee cap clear from his body before Evan climbed up a nearby fire escape after putting a new clip into his magnum. *FUCK!! FUCK!! FUCK!! FUCK!! * Evan mentally screamed as more bullets just barely missed him. He got to the top of the fire escape before he felt a sharp pain in his left shoulder. He tumbled unto the rooftop and laid on his back for a few minutes before actually being able to force himself to move again, by that time it was to late. A police helicopter circled over the convict as he tried to balance himself against the force of the helicopters rotor winds. *Ah shit! * He thought as he fell back to the ground.
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Josh frowned as he sat with the rest of the occupants of the house looking down at the shocked and upset Mr. Tendo.Akane was glaring at Josh, Kasumi was looking at Soun in concern while glancing at Josh every once in a while. Nabiki was looking back and forth between Josh and Ranma. Soun faintly began to talk, a look of shock on his face. “I just assumed that when my friend said he had a son the he was a boy.
Nabiki frowned and grabbed one of Ranma’s boobs. “Daddy does this look like a boy to you?”
Ranma looked a little annoyed as the middle sister did that. “Uhm would you mind not doing that?”
Josh then took Nabiki’s hand away from the Jusenkyo cursed boy’s breast softly. “Come on Nabiki, that’s not really proper. Josh then mysteriously traded places with her and grabbed Ranma’s boob. “After all... you’re both girls and that’s not right.”
Ranma became irrate and punched Josh to the floor. “Cut it out you pervert!”
Akane smiled at Ranma and moved over to where she was standing. “Hi... I’m Akane. Wanna be friends?”
Ranma simply smiled and nodded slightly. Josh suddenly stood up and made the red head shake her head no forcefully. “No she doesn’t.” Josh then whispered in Ranma’s ear. “She hates boys, the moment your curse is revealed she’ll hate you for life.”
Ranma looked at the blonde man confusedly. “How did you know about?” Josh just tapped the side of his nose, before getting punched by Akane.
“WHO ASKED YOU!!!!” She screamed.
“Ow.” Josh said as he rubbed his bleeding nose.
Kasumi walked over and tended to the injury. “Are you all right?”
Josh shook his head. “No... I’ve never broke my nose before.”
Akane looked over to Ranma. “So... you’re into martial arts right?”
Ranma nodded. “Kempo.”
Akane smiled wide. “Great! Do you want to spar with me?” Ranma shrugged and followed the girl out to the dojo. She looked like a weakling of a fighter anyway.
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Evan sat in a holding cell, hoping that somebody would either bail or break him out soon, cause he was tired of being approached by muscular men calling him ‘purty’ and then kicking them in the nuts until a guard came and moved him into another cell. Evan hummed a few bars of Sweet home Alabama and shadow boxed for a good hour till an officer came to his cell and unlocked it. “Someone bailed you out.” He said as Evan smiled and walked out of the cell with a big grin.
A few minutes later Evan walked out of the police building to find two men dressed completely in black standing in front of the doorway. “Can I help you?” Evan asked.
The men moved aside, revealing a short man, about the height of Evan’s shoulders but built like a tank. “Yes, in fact you can.” He said in plain Japanese.
Evan, who had been speaking English up to this point switched into the Local dialect. “And how would I be helping you?”
The man smiled. “Come with us.” The man turned and started to walk away. He was surprised when Evan made no move to follow him. “You are supposed to follow me, and then ask questions in the car.”
Evan blinked. “Isn’t that kinda cliche? It’s kinda stupid too. You guys might have been friends with the guys I killed. I do not want to get in a car with strangers.... Mommy told me not to.”
The Japanese man’s shoulders slumped. “Look, just get in the car.”
“No.”
“Why not?”
“It’s too cliche for me... I’ll only go with you if you pick me up in a helicopter or a personal jet with VTOL (Vertical Take off and Landing)”
The Japanese guy, who had been stoic up to this point started yelling at Evan. “LOOK YOU UNGRATEFUL SHIT!! I BAILED YOU OUT!!! GET IN THE FUCKING CAR!!!”
“NO!!” Evan then took off laughing like a school girl.
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Josh smiled as he saw Kasumi and Ranma coming up the stairs. Kasumi handed Ranma a towel and pointed her to the bathroom. “You can take a bath now Ranma... I’m sure you could use it after your workout.” Ranma accepted the girls offer and made a move for the bathroom as the eldest Tendo daughter went back down stairs.
Josh grabbed Ranma from behind and prevented her from entering. “I wouldn’t do that if I were you Ranma.”
Ranma frowned. “Why can’t I take a bath!?! I haven’t had one for a long time! I WANNA!!!”
Josh frowned. “Yeah well I’d wait until Akane’s done. They all think you’re a girl so Akane has no qualms about bathing with you. So after you enter, Akane will come in, and you’ll have already entered the Furo, turning into a guy... then she’ll hate you forever cause you saw her naked. Do you get me?”
Ranma looked thoughtful for a second. “What’s a qualm?”
Josh sighed. “Never mind.”
Ranma frowned and shrugged off Joshes arm. “If you don’t have a good reason I can’t take a bath then I’m taking one.”
Josh shrugged. “Alright. Just be careful of Mr. wiggles.”
Ranma froze. “Who’s Mr. Wiggles?” she said with a suspicious fear.
Josh smiled. “It’s the Tendo’s cat... they keep it in the bathroom. It’s kind of pissy and will probably claw your face off if you get too close.”
Ranma’s eyes grew large in fear at the mention of the c word. “C... c...c... CAT!?!”
Josh nodded. “Yep.”
“AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
Ranma then ran away, jumping through Nabiki’s bedroom door, and then her window, into the yard. Josh smiled. “Huh.” He chuckled. “Easier than pie... hmmm I’m hungry.”
Akane then ran up the stairs. “What happened?” Josh shrugged. “Well I’m going to take a bath now.” Akane said. “DON’T PEEP YA PERVERT!!!”
Josh flipped the girl the bird. “Ah fuck off whore.”
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Later on Josh, Ranma, Genma and the Tendos were all sitting around the table downstairs. Only now Genma was not a panda, and there was a black haired pigtailed girl. Nabiki looked over to her father confusedly. “Daddy who are these people?” She asked.
Soun smiled. This is My good friend Genma, and his son Ranma. Akane looked confused and angry. “What!?! I thought Ranma was a girl!!”
Ranma bowed his head slightly. “Sorry about this.” He said with genuine regret.
Josh frowned at the boy. “What are you sorry about? It’s not your fault you have a curse! If anything They should be feeling sorry for you. I know I do... I used to have a curse just like it... although it wasn’t all that bad.”
Akane, Nabiki, and Kasumi, all looked confused as they looked at Ranma for an explanation. “Curse?” They all said simultaneously.
Ranma however was looking at Josh with wide eyes and wonder... as was Genma. “What!?!” They both said. “What do you mean used to have?” Ranma said, grabbing Joshes shirt and pulling him close almost unconsciously trying to force an answer out of him.
Josh was calm though... he was used to dangerous things by now. “I had the curse of the spring of drowned girl... now I don’t.”
Ranma tilted his head back and drooled as he fantasized about having no curse. No more torment. He then stared back at Josh with fire in his eyes. “HOW DID YOU GET A CURE!?!?” He yelled at the, older, twenty-some-odd year old, blonde, gaijin.
Josh smiled. “Actually there is no cure... other than an act of God(phil).”
Ranma got a far off look in his eyes. “So all I got to do is find an act of God and I can be normal again?”
Josh sighed as he realized that anything he said would only spur the boy on further. “Ranma... an act of God isn’t something you can find... you have to royally piss off GOD!! So much that he rewinds time to all dimensions and universes... It’s not easy to do... It took me three or so years and I wanted to keep the curse.”
Ranma sniffled a bit. “So... no cure?”
Josh sighed in relief, realizing that he’d said the right words. “No... no cure... and even if you did find the spring of drowned boy... that wouldn’t work either.”
Ranma let Josh go and sighed.
Akane suddenly spoke up. “Excuse us but what is this curse that you’re talking about?”
Genma smiled weakly, due to the information that there was no cure. “First off. Allow me to demonstrate.” Genma grabbed Ranma but Josh jumped up and kicked the bald man in the face, making him let go.
“You can show them without violence you old idiot!” Josh then leaned down to Ranma’s level and whispered. “He was going to throw you out the door into the pond.”
Ranma glared at his father for a brief second but then turned to Josh confused. “How did you know? You’re not even a fighter.”
Josh shrugged and turned to Kasumi. “Kasumi my love could you get two cups of cold and hot water please? If it’s not too much of a bother. I could get it myself if you like.”
Kasumi looked up. “Huh? Water? Uhhh... Okay.” Kasumi then got up to go to the kitchen.
Josh looked to Genma and smiled. “Don’t start your story until she comes back... I’m sure she wouldn’t want to miss the beginning of your fascinating tale.”
Genma looked stupefied as the boy seemed to anticipate everything that he would do or think... though it was the first time that Josh had addressed Genma, he felt as though the boy could read him like a book.
In short Kasumi came back, Genma told the story and Josh filled in the gaps.
Just then Josh heard a sound. “Th hell?” He looked over to the yard through the open door and noticed Evan struggling over the Tendos outer wall. Josh frowned. “Ah shit...” Evan ran up to Josh and hugged him or something.
“THEY’RE AFTER ME!!!”
“Th hell are you talking aboot? You idiot.”
Just then several tanks ran over the Tendo wall and demolished half of the dojo itself. Soun screamed in torment as his beautiful wall and dojo was obliterated. Several lights shone through the doors circling on evan as helicopters flew by, police cars pulled up, and SWAT members stormed the front hall. Kicking down the door.
Josh glared at Evan. “GOD DAMNIT WE’VE ONLY BEEN HERE HALF A DAY!!!!!”
Evan grinned. “Sorry?” He said as his eyes darted around for a place to hide, he spotted a rock and cowered behind it.
Just then a guy who has some sort of burn mark on the left side of his face walked up to Josh. “Excuse me sir... Do you know this person?” He said pointing to evan.
“Got a badge?” Josh said.
The black burny face man shook his head. “I don’t need a badge. I’ve got tanks and people with guns.”
“Fair enough.” Evan said from behind the rock.
“I want to see a badge.” Josh stated. The man sighed and flashed his badge. Josh nodded.
Nabiki suddenly got little hearts in her eyes as she gazed at Josh. *He’s so calm and collected... and they have guns! So authorative! He must be mine!*
“What is your relation to this young man here? The man asked Josh.
“He’s my best friend and I pretty much own him.” Josh replied.
“OWN!!! I ONLY OWE YOU SHIT LOADS OF MONEY!!! YOU DO NOT OWN ME!!!!” Evan said, standing up from behind the rock and shaking his finger at Josh.
All of the SWAT members then swarmed Evan aiming their submachine guns at Evan’s face, illuminating him with laser lights.
“AW FUCK!!! I LEAVE MY ROCK FOR TWO SECONDS AND THE PO COME DOWN ON ME!!!” Evan screamed in frustra... aw lets just call it stupidity.(I call it Evanism){and thus Evanism existed.}
Josh sighed. “Okay what do you want with Evan?”
The black man with the burnt left side of face responded. “Your friend was arrested today for killing a police officer, a hobo, and a small girl, he also shot four other police officers. He’s a very dangerous man and we’ve decided to grant him bail if he works for us.”
Josh smiled. “Oh I get it... you’re Samuel L. Jackson, Evan’s Vin Diesel and this is some sort of Triple X thing right?”
The black man looked pissed off. “I’m sorry sir but this is no time to be talking about pornography. We plan on making him into a killing machine. He’s got no record... he’s untraceable, he’s a marksman, and he’s just plain old dangerous. My favourite kind of people.”
“You do realize he’s as dumb as a bowling pin right?” Josh questioned. “What’s so dangerous about him? I can kick his ass any day of the week.”
“That’s not the point. We need an untraceable marksman for some missions we have created.” Burny black dude said.
Evan eyed all of the SWAT members, tried to figure a way out with out having forty odd bullets in him, found none and smiled. “Missions are fun.”
BBD(Burny Black Dude) looked over at Evan. “What was that? Are you already working for someone?”
“Sure... the russians....” Evan said lying ungodly horribly.
BBD grabbed a walky talky and talked into it. “We have inside source of Russian spies. Call the President and tell him to bomb them... with nukes.”
Evan snickered. “Stupid Vodka drinking russians, they won’t know what hit them... until it hits them... then they will know... they’ll know good... but not until it hits them of course... Cause... you know... it has to hit them for them to know.... right? They arn’t like psychics or nothing, they just drink and stuff... so they won’t know will they.... no they won’t... till it hits them...”
BBD looked on in semi horror semi awe. “What the hell is he talking about?”
Josh frowned. “You can call off your attack president now... he’s not really a russian spy... just stupid. You can use him if you like... you have to pay me for his services though.”
BBD smiled. “Deal. And by the way... my name is Auch Vern Itzs. Here’s my card.” He then handed a business card to Josh. “I’ll keep in contact with you.”
Josh took the card and nodded. “Yeah that’s nice... I’ll expect these damages fixed and paid for by you by the end of the week to or I relieve you of the right to use my friend for military operations.” Josh then looked at the card paused, he then looked at the black duded and tried not to laugh. “Bye Auschwitz.”
The military, SWAT, and police quickly went away, taking Evan with them and leaving the wall and dojo in utter ruins. Soun was crying his eyes out... as was the norm for him whenever something bad happens. “My wall, My dojo! WAAAAAHHH!!!!”
Kasumi patted her father on the back to calm him down. “There, there father.”
Genma nodded as Soun dried his eyes and just sniffled for a moment. “Now then where were we?” Genma asked.
Soun perked up a little bit and rushed over to the now female Ranma, putting his hands on the boy turned girl’s shoulders. “My first daughter Kasumi. She’s 19. My second daughter Nabiki. She’s 17. My youngest daughter Akane. She’s 16. Choose one my boy and she’ll be your new fiance.”
“WHA!!!” Ranma said in surprise.
Before the boy could say anything though two of the three girls jumped in quickly. “He wants Akane.” Nabiki said, not wanting him to pick her.
“My yes, wouldn’t he and Akane be such a good couple?” Kasumi added.
“WHAT!?!” Akane screamed. “Why does it have to be me!?”
“Cause you hate boys.” Nabiki said with a smile. “And Ranma’s half girl.”
Soun smiled as he looked to his youngest daughter with happiness. “It’s done then. Ranma will marry Akane. OH I’M SO HAPPY!!!” Soun then took both Ranma and Akane into his arms and hugged them while shedding buckets of fatherly loving tears.
Josh chuckled as he watched this. “Ah true love.”
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End of Chapter
author’s notes: {Well we’re back to basics. Now... why is there a XXX thing going on all of a sudden? That never happened before. Evan was powerful then too. Well let’s all chalk it up to, we left this universe and Evan kept to himself, and his own agenda then.}
(I always have my own agenda... cause I am a FUCKING NINJA!!! YEAH!!! NINJA POWER!!! GO NINJA GO NINJA GO!!!)
{Whoa! Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II flashback. Evan is not a ninja to clear things up... not yet anyway... ahh who am I kidding he’s got the stealth of a Tarasque!}
(If Taraesques were stealthy that is.... Right? Right? Ah... NINJA!!! (strikes Kung Lao pose whilst in Mantis style... play Mortal Kombat deadly alliance and if you have monkeys give them to me.) My train of thought is off the track and back again but in a new country and under attack by Zerglings (I like Starcraft) PIE!!!!)
{Don’t worry folks he’s stopped talking now. JD’s not here today.}
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